mitchymitch93

I'm doing this because I'm just merely curious to know how much my followers an frequent passer by's on my page actually know about me the answers to the questions are around so here goes

1. who is my favourite band ?

2. Am I a people person ?

3. whats my favourite food ?

4. whats been my favourite place to visit (country)

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A pensioner drove his brand new Mercedes to 100 mph, looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a police car behind him. He floored it to 140 , then 150, ... then 155, ... Suddenly he thought, "I'm too old for this nonsense !" So he pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the police car to catch up with...
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Me an my good pal here went out for a tasty meal an then went and watched Logan at the cinema if you haven't seen it I recommend it was a boss film 😃

The other day I was in a cafe having breakfast an I couldn't help noticing the waitresses watch on the strap it had printed in pink bold letters "Superdry" I thought fucking hell love have you tried using lubricant ? 😂😂😂