Booty Call Commandments
1.Thou shalt get out before the sun rises
2.Thou shalt scream my name often
3.Thou shouldest never ask "can we see each other from now on?"
4.If someone cometh over whilst thou art here, thou art my cousin from out of town.
5.Thou shalt refrain from referring to our activities as "love making."
6.Thou shalt not ask me to walk thee to thy car. Don't thou knoweth what it looketh like?
7.Thou shalt not request advanced plans.
8.There shall be no "pillow talk."
9.Thou shalt kiss anything except my mouth.
10.There shall be no cuddling -- ever!
1.Thou shalt get out before the sun rises
2.Thou shalt scream my name often
3.Thou shouldest never ask "can we see each other from now on?"
4.If someone cometh over whilst thou art here, thou art my cousin from out of town.
5.Thou shalt refrain from referring to our activities as "love making."
6.Thou shalt not ask me to walk thee to thy car. Don't thou knoweth what it looketh like?
7.Thou shalt not request advanced plans.
8.There shall be no "pillow talk."
9.Thou shalt kiss anything except my mouth.
10.There shall be no cuddling -- ever!
finnegan:
You are so full of shit. How many of these rules did we break?
misty2262:
Um, we broke eight of them. I didn't say I was perfect. lol Dayum. 