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Monday Jul 11, 2005

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Is that a face upon the moon I see?
Is it staring back at me?
My eyes do play a trick I fear.
Because when I look again there's nothing there.



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aprioriangelo:
Yeah. I think you're right.

-adds Venla-
Jul 13, 2005
mrmuller:
That's great, I love insane cats. Except when they destroy things. I'd love to see that one run into the door. Mine run up the walls.

As for the Herbal shampoo. I guess I'll just have to do an experiment in own lab, with a white lab coat, and a rectal thermometer in my pocket. But it seems to be that only women have the orgasms in the commercials. And I would do the experiment with a woman... but I can't get one to come to my lab!

Incase you didn't know, I watch far too much Lewis Black.
Jul 14, 2005

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