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mistressvamp

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Thursday Oct 27, 2005

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I am sorry...but my boss...(Mistriss Vamp) is currently unavailable. She has left me a message to deliver to each and every one of you......(stop...thinking...)

*secretary does dance as boss thinks of what to say*

*still dancing*

*getting tired*


She has run into an unfortunate circumstance (his name is shit head) and is unable to come to the computer. She is working on getting a computer (that is not under lock and key of the aforementiond shithead) for herself. She will have access to a computer tomorrow morning 'cause she misses y'all! (ain't I good at all this damn dictation?) -



robot *does dance! Mistriss Vamp gave me a raise!*
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propernoun:
Sorry. frown My box restarted itself first thing this morning and in a rage I decided to reinstall Windows. kiss Goodnight. See you Friday! kiss
Nov 3, 2005
agentofoblivion:
consider this a death threat.

Then remove the death from it, and the threat.

When you are finished, pass it on to someone else.

That is all.

For now.

--Pirates
Nov 3, 2005

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