mistressrory

Christmas is such a sham sometimes. It's nice that everyone goes out of their ways to buy presents for the one's they love, and maybe even the one's they can barely stand. But it's just so chaotic. I don't blame you if you don't buy presents for anybody else but yourself. All the stress you have to go thru to get some of these gifts is just not worth it in the long run. But, I do love my family so I try to appease...

Any thoughts on that name change, have you made a decision or do you need more help?

in the words of old dirty bastard....

"and you can call me dirtey and then lift up yo skirt"

and who could forget

"bitch you better gimme my money!"

and the classic

"not i dont have any problems you fuckin me, but old dirty has some problems with you not fuckin me"

if i was a white rapper, i wanna be his equivelent