Britney Spears is so fucking hot. As I was getting dressed this morning, the video for her song "Toxic" came on MTV and I practically had to take another shower. Man, if only I had five minutes with her, I would violate her sweet southern ass in countless ways. The lesbians of american thank you for being so hot, Britney.
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I'm tempted to ask where you work, since where I work explicit conversations of a sexual nature wouldn't go over too well. Except when they involve the owner of the company inviting me into his office to watch the Paris Hilton sex video or to ask my opinion on how fuckable Vida Guerra is.
Then again, I'm not sure that my boss really wants to know exactly how much of a pervert I am.
I don't know how well he'd take stories like "Oh yeah, it was really hot last night when my wife slid a vibrator up her ass, then climbed on top of me and fucked me senseless while I spanked her and twisted her nipples. Plus, she got really hot when I suggested in the future that said vibrator could be replaced by a strap-on being wielded by a cute bisexual chick".
So instead, I save such "too much information!" things for random online forums. Hope you don't mind.