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im done painting the living room. i wonder how much y'all would've paid to see me in a beater and boxers, painting the walls, blaring madonna's imaculate collection and singing into the brush.

and now im off to get drunk.
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cereal_killer:
I offered you a hundred bucks and you turned me down... your loss. biggrin
ladydeath:
Eh madonna she's been done before. Oh I would of paid big bucks to see that. Money isn't importamnt when you get to see someone doing something goofy. How you think Jay Leno got paid.
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ok well im drunk
and im so proud of myself!!!!
i finally did it. i finally got up and sang kareoke
sang just like heaven
i cant believe it.
theres one goal down the drain
self esteem here i come
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lackadaisiac:
Hip hip hooray! They had Just Like Heaven in the book? What a great bar! kiss
eachdawnidie:
i wish there was a karaoke bar around here that played the cure. then i might actually be interested to do it.skull
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i finally have a day off tomorrow. going to kalins party. gonna get lil kids drunk. oh yeah.
tonight...
tonight im gonna get me drunk wink

yeah im having a lil drinky poo
tattoosnscrews:
Im sooooooo fucked up right now
ladydeath:
Good for you,You deserve that drink. You work to hard and you deserve a little "me" time every now and then.
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i now have red hair
why?
becuz brian boitano doesnt take shit from any body.


(pics showing off said hair in my pics section...cock)
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martini2:
it looks the same to me.

but yeah... im crippled.
tofubot:
missy, you put a really crap tacular pic of us in the my pics section (not the rock hall, cos i like that one, that other one)

okay.. looks like july is my vacation month... cos i now have a family reunion to go to from july 3rd to the 7th... so i've got a good 2 weeks of vacation time and trips.

i'm going to cedar point if it kills me.

robot
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my eye hurts like hell. id take a picture of it but you still couldnt see the pain. and they're bringing home color swatches to pick the pallate for the rooms upstairs. im sure itll be nothing i want. and i still dont have basement stairs. soon they say though...you know what i have to say about that?

sometimes.........
the world is black
and tears...
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stranded:
I think 22 is a healthy number!
ladydeath:
So why don't you install a make shift elevator for the basement? Some wood and chains and a little creative thinking and BOOOM a elevator. Hey anythings safer then a ladder at this point right?
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gah
im over worked and not paid.
since i woke up ive been painting, spackling, and scrubbing.
theres dried spackle under my nails. paint on my skin. and my eye feels terrible. its just getting worse.
and ill be doing all this day in and day out, before work and after until its done. it sucks.
having no stairs right now is really annoying too....
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eachdawnidie:
you'll pay me to kill you?

watch what you say in my state of poverty.skull
stranded:
indeed...life is rough...keep hangin' on though and you could be pleasantly surprised...in the meantime take a bath...or tell me more about promiscuity v. monogamy!
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highlights of the morning : seeing a semi truck on fire on my way to the hospital. flames and everything. heh.
AND
i was on the radio. the topic of discussion was a book some women wrote about the secrets of being a woman. or some crap. the book goes into what its like for a woman to climax, how a bikini wax feels, what...
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beaky:
First you dominate the airwaved then!!!
The world!!!! chan chan chaaaannnn!!!!

:p
suicidetherapy:
If I go to some girls place and she has dirty sheets, or if she has b.o. then I would be turned off too. In that respect, it's only fair of me to maintain Basic Human Hygiene and expect her to do the same. If she has pictures of an Ex laying around, or is constantly talking about an Ex or some shit like that, I'm walking.
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oh yeah today was fun. thank gawd. i needed a fun day. i woke up at like 3:30 and dougy wanted me to go pick him up. so i did an hour later. and first off, i hit one of the rocks that go down his drive way and it rolled out in the middle of the road. we couldn't stop laughing. so we came...
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ladydeath:
OHHH weeee everybody is haveing swell days. smile that is everyone except LadyDeath. i should be use to it by now my life's all shitty anyways. Oh well guess it's just another day in my hell.
emperor_tane:
Mmmmm.. Hobos having sex in the backseat of cars. Ah! the beauty of downtown Ohio! biggrinbiggrinbiggrin

Tanewhatever
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my eye still hurts. actually it hurts worse. i still havent cried though thank you all for trying. i should be able to ya know...but i just cant make myself. i should say hey im single and i have no one and becuz im so shy ill probably be that way for another 3 years...but i just dont care. its not going well. damn me...
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tattoosnscrews:
Beaches messed me all up emotional. I think that movie had a lot to do with my depression...
stranded:
i've been trying to make shy work to my advantage...maybe eeven shy can become intoxicating to some...I'll keep u posted...
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new mission. everyone tell me hurtful and mean things so i can cry.
i need to cry.
damn blocked tear duct.
so be mean. be spiteful. turn me into a lil girl and start the water works.
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lackadaisiac:
THERE IS NO SANTA CLAUS!

THE MONKEES DIDN'T PLAY THERE OWN INSTRUMENTS OR WRITE THEIR OWN SONGS!

KNOWING A LOT OF STUFF DOES NOT MAKE YOU INTELLIGENT!

HOT DOGS REALLY ARE MADE FROM LIPS AND ASSHOLES!

EVERYONE DIES ALONE!

ARRRRRRRGH!

Hope this helped, it worked for me when I was ten.
pantsonfire:
Yeah she probably gave me a false name too (she said it was "tikka"- like that's really a name) and if it weren't for her name being "tikka" (yeah right) I probably would've forgotten her name.