mistressminx

okay, so i was at work today and i was helping this one lady at the till when another (rude) lady interupted me to ask if i had a blanket. i was confused... why the fuck would she want a blanket? i'm sure i gave her a dumbfounded look with an elegant "uh? no."

then she asked if i had any other device to cover herself with (a towel or bag or something) seeing as she had just shat herself!


^ that doesn't even begin to describe how yucky it was...
sure enough her pants were soaked with liquid shit and the whole store reaked like poo.

i gave her a bag to wrap around herself, trying my best not to puke tho i was dry heaving...
it got on the floor too and i tryed to mop it up as soon as i could but i couldn't do it cuz i was dry heaving so much! the nicest customer offered to help me out, so i gave him a deal on his purchase (lord knows he deserved it!!).

that has been by far the worst work story that i've had to deal with....