mistress_m

A dick, a dick, I'd trade my kingdom for a dick

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juxtapose:

You could always borrow mine...its detachable

Sep 17, 2004

mr_ruckus:

Um........I COULD always swing a visit!

Sep 18, 2004

Ok, I am better now. No more sulky Mistress. Now what Mistress M wants sex, and lots of it. I could wear out some nice young man

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kay:

October 5th. I get out on October 11th, and return January 11th if not sooner! Ugh!

~cheers

Sep 14, 2004

juxtapose:

I'm the sulky mistress now

......but I'm still down for lots of sex

Sep 14, 2004

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kay:

~cheers

Sep 12, 2004

mr_ruckus:

Hey Sexier Sexy!
How are ya doing?

Sep 12, 2004

I am incredibly bored with my life, there has got to more to my mid-30s than this.

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cunninglinquist:

you got it right

Sep 9, 2004

dharmabox:

sorry you're feeling so down as of late. what can you do ? of course life can be a series of mundane events over and over but you can also choose not to be a party to it and get out and live a little!

Sep 10, 2004

In faith, I do not love thee with mine eyes,
For they in thee a thousand errors note;
But 'tis my heart that loves what they despise,
Who in despite of view is pleased to dote

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juxtapose:

I have a new name OK..dont delete me or something

Sep 5, 2004

mr_ruckus:

True..................

Sep 8, 2004

Let me confess that we two must be twain,
Although our undivided loves are one:
So shall those blots that do with me remain
Without thy help by me be borne alone

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cunninglinquist:

go for it girl

Sep 2, 2004

kay:

~cheers

Sep 2, 2004

Wheel of morality
turn, turn, turn
tell us the lesson we have learned

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lilmissmorbid:

Hope you had a friction filled weekend.

Aug 29, 2004

juxtapose:

That it makes me very dizzy

Aug 29, 2004

Sigh no more ladies, sigh no more,
Men were deceivers ever,
One foot in sea and one on shore,
To one thing constant never.

Then sigh not so, but let them go,
And be you blithe and bonny,
Converting all your sounds of woe
Into hey nonny, nonny, nonny.

Sing no more ditties, sing no more
Of dumps so dull and heavy,
The fraud of...
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cunninglinquist:

i am game if you are, my talents are currently unemployed. if you make it to Vegas we can talk.

Aug 24, 2004

lilmissmorbid:

Aug 26, 2004

Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind; / And therefore is winged Cupid painted blind

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juxtapose:

:uniting:

Yea I think he needs to watch where he's shooting.

Aug 19, 2004

dharmabox:

you're getting a little deep there girl. i might have to put my waders on!

what happen to the mistress?

Aug 21, 2004

It must not be denied but I am a plain-dealing villain. I am trusted with a muzzle and enfranchised with a clog; therefore I have decreed not to sing in my cage. If I had my mouth, I would bite; if I had my liberty, I would do my liking: in the meantime, let me be that I am, and seek not to alter me.

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kay:

Indeed!

You get used to it. I do get anxious for things, but mostly for a 24 hour grocery. That is what I miss the most. I have done it for 2 years now, and really I have become an Antarctican. It is home. It definitely though is not for everyone. I did not think I would do well the first year here. I expected to be solitary. That was not the case. You are tripping over other people almost constantly here. The town is solitary, but the other prisoners, well, you cannot avoid them completely.

~beauty

Aug 16, 2004

cunninglinquist:

yes, i hate people who want to change me. i gave up sex for the rest of the year or until Kimberly gets her child custody problems behind her and we can start to date. i had recreational sex on saturday and that turned me off for the rest of the year.

Aug 16, 2004

I wonder that thou, being,as thou sayst thou art,born under Saturn, goest about to apply a moral medicine to a mortifying mischief. I cannot hide what I am: I must be sad when I have cause, and smile at no mans jests; eat when I have stomach, and wait for no mans leisure; sleep when I am drowsy, and tend on no mans business; laugh...
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mr_ruckus:

Fight when I must fight,Flee when I must and fornicate like a rabid badger every other day!

Aug 16, 2004

evilwillow:

check out teh awesomeness of evil.

this is a generic message to all of the people on my friends list. I have reached the point where I must accept the slackass nature of myself and accept that I will never respond to each person who told me happy birthday individually. so...this is like a memo.

if you told me happy birthday; thank you. IRL, no one did outside of family...so y'all just rocked my socks.

if you didn't tell me happy birthday...well. fuck off.

xoxox
wil

Aug 16, 2004

CAKE OR DEATH????

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cunninglinquist:

since we are all going to die, cake

Aug 11, 2004

somewhat_damaged:

well..here is my problem

CAKE?

Will ther be candles?
Will ther be frosting?
Will ther be a clown picture on it?
Will ther be choclate?
Will ther be milk?
Will ther be a fork?

DEATH

Will is be funny?
Messy?
stupid?
Lame?
Long?
Fast?
Painfull?
Painless?
Will i be killed by you?
Will I be killed by a stranger?

Thats why I choose Poison'd Exploding cake...

Poisoned frosting with a monkey and choclate banana whip center with TNT candles....

Aug 11, 2004

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