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Sunday Jan 22, 2006

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AMAZON WOMAN!!! ooo aaa ooo aaa ooo aaa
I am developing a complex, thanks to a few sweet individuals... OK... So I am tall, athletic, a little gangly... Does that really make me Amazon quality? hmmm...

Dictionary.com defines "amazon" as such...
Amazon ( P ) Pronunciation Key (m-zn, -zn)
n.
Greek Mythology. A member of a nation of women warriors reputed to have lived in Scythia.
often amazon A tall, aggressive, strong-willed woman.

someone on Urbandictionary.com offered this definition:
"a freakishly tall and large woman. must be at least 5'9" or taller. must also be able to be classified as a gigantor. large enough to frighten some boys."

... This previous definition might fit! lol wink

In summation... I am NOT from Scythia. I CAN be agressive. I CERTAINLY am strong willed. Some might say that I am freakishly tall. I am definitely 5'11'' Some boys are frightened of me! kiss kiss kiss

LOL... This cracks me up! good grief!!!

p.s. This Amazon woman is going to get her lip re-pierced this Friday (if all goes as planned)... I'm tired of making excuses and trying to rationalize things - I want my lip ring back and I'm gonna go get it! .... Plus, my boss and internship coordinator said I wouldn't get booted out for having it! YAY!!! biggrin Life is grand!

ok... line of smiles:
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VIEW 16 of 16 COMMENTS
oninotaki:
Yeah and when I where my 4" heels it makes me as tall as hulk hogan, but that dosent mean I am as tall as hulk hogan wink
Jan 25, 2006
tchutoi:
Booty: Adam, Donkey: Courtney, Chicken: Brandon which I think you've only met him once and Huge/Bear is Swinger (the really tall guy)

I think my ship has passed though for getting any piercings. Being in somewhat of a professioinal world that I'm in, and working with some big machinery, they are kind of frowned upon. Although the nipple one would be hidden, I don't think I could ever see myself with one of those wink. (Plus I think my dad would rip them out) Hmm, I don't think I would want to be the guy to start the belly button piercing having the beer belly and all tongue tongue A tatoo on the other hand....

P.S. I just got back from the Pistons Game biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin
Jan 25, 2006

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