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And I will dine off that endorsement with My Good Lady Wife next time she brings up that Mother's Day gift of petrol station flowers.

Yesterday is dead is gone
And tomorrow's out of sight
Ain't it sad to be alone?
Help me make it through the night...

Songs about tomorrows are always sad - only pessimists see the poetry of what might be. Possibly because an optimist's vision of tomorrow would be:

Woo-hoo, we're going to the fair
I'll get hot peanuts
And win a fish.

Actually, I like that version better.

The four basic personality types:

A:'The cup is half empty'

B: 'The cup is half full'

C: The cup is half empty.No! Half full! No wait, half...'

D: 'Hey, I ordered fries with this!'

I'm pretty much a D person. And a D-cup. I need exercise. But before that, nachos. 'Omar, my good man, a can of your finest processed cheese!'