mistermainevent

It's been a long time since I posted an AIM convo, but this one was totally worth it.


(10:06:06 PM) DaNZiG1188: cake in a cup for the win
(10:06:26 PM) NewYearSunrise: ...?
(10:06:57 PM) DaNZiG1188: take your average everyday prepared cake mix, put an inch of that shit in a coffee cup, nuke it for a minute, instant cake
(10:07:09 PM) NewYearSunrise: .........................................
(10:07:42 PM) DaNZiG1188: hold the phone, dickjuice, this ain't no ordinary cake
(10:07:48 PM) DaNZiG1188: it's cake in a cup
(10:08:39 PM) DaNZiG1188: motherfunyun
(10:12:50 PM) NewYearSunrise: that actually works?
(10:12:56 PM) DaNZiG1188: yes
(10:13:07 PM) DaNZiG1188: thank Katie, she told me
(10:13:11 PM) DaNZiG1188: shit is awesome
(10:15:16 PM) NewYearSunrise: hm
(10:15:22 PM) NewYearSunrise: might have to try that
(10:15:31 PM) DaNZiG1188: fuckin' A right you do
(10:15:45 PM) DaNZiG1188: You can make the whole family cake--- Instantly
(10:42:31 PM) NewYearSunrise: so wait
(10:42:42 PM) NewYearSunrise: do i need to have like, cake batter?
(10:42:46 PM) DaNZiG1188: yes
(10:42:51 PM) NewYearSunrise: or can it just be powdered cake mix
(10:42:55 PM) DaNZiG1188: from a generic cake mix box
(10:42:59 PM) DaNZiG1188: batter sir
(10:43:09 PM) DaNZiG1188: fucking powder won't taste good
(10:43:19 PM) NewYearSunrise: well goddammit
(10:43:27 PM) NewYearSunrise: if i'm gonna make cake batter, why am i not just baking a fucking cake
(10:43:39 PM) DaNZiG1188: because this takes a fucking minute
(10:43:51 PM) DaNZiG1188: and it'll take you like a fucking week to eat a whole cake
(10:44:49 PM) DaNZiG1188: cake in a fucking cup
(10:45:09 PM) DaNZiG1188: looking at that shit in the microwave is outta control