misterkain

So yeah... I'm here again with another stupid post, just because it's fun to post things that no one ever reads. Today's subjects? Zombies and looking at the whole.

Today I figured it'd be fun to watch zombie movies and play zombie games. Why? Because I'm infatuated with the only "living dead" that makes sense. Yeah, yeah, I hear you... "Zombies make sense? What the fuck is wrong with you Kain?"

Here's the thing, though no horror character makes sense in the real world, most are still trying to do one thing in the movie world. Creep you the fuck out. Here's where every other horror creature doesn't make sense. They're either some supernatural slasher, or mythical beast that wants revenge on humanity... The big problem is that either there's a true way to beat them, or they are just too lame to really be afraid of.

Yeah, Jason, Freddy, Michael Myers... they're creepy, but their modus operandi is impossible to go unnoticed (like it ALWAYS does in the movies). But zombies? They have no modus operandi. EVERYONE notices after a short while. And there's no way to stop it. The more of our "army" we lose, the more they gain. Simply put, they're an endless virus. Game over. I LOVE it.

Anyway... I popped "Dance of the Dead" into my 360 just now after watching Dawn of the Dead, Shaun of the Dead, and 28 Days Later... and playing Resident Evil 5 and Left 4 Dead all day long. WOOOOO! If the horde strikes tonight, I'm ready to be the classic minority character and die first.

Now, my other reason for making a blog post... looking at the whole. Meaning people who always look at a nude picture just for the nudity. Yeah, I enjoy a naked girl. But am I the only one who actually can look at a nude picture, and notice the eyes? Bah. I love seeing the comments from the girls saying that the set is beautiful... and have it followed by the guys saying they want to bang the girl. It just proves the "theory" that all guys are pigs. That makes me sad.

Anyway... me bored. Me go watch zombies kill people. Yay.