I am going to use this journal update to talk about how much Bracket means to me,
Every time I am upset or depressed or generally have had enough of the world and everything in it I have a few select friends that make everything worth while, top of that list is Bracket she makes the whole world light up around her and things just...
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Every time I am upset or depressed or generally have had enough of the world and everything in it I have a few select friends that make everything worth while, top of that list is Bracket she makes the whole world light up around her and things just...
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I went to the zoo today!
yeah! go me!
yeah! go me!
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bracket:
so hows the ex thingy doin? all good?
preppylegend:
Penguin cricket , also good.
The oddest day of my life has now turned into the oddest two days of my life....
stroll on..
stroll on..
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drunkpunk:
Fix your own bloody stairs 
Hey mate, i don't know if i've told ya, but we've been invited back to the Joiners in February. You up for a few beers as soon as i know the actual date we're playing?
Hey mate, i don't know if i've told ya, but we've been invited back to the Joiners in February. You up for a few beers as soon as i know the actual date we're playing?
bracket:
hang on there baby.....im commin to save u...let me wear my super-bracket mask *background noise* Tam tam tammmm
here i come!!!!!!!!
here i come!!!!!!!!
Oh lord I have just had the most odd night of my life.
my ex (having discharged herself from rehab)
shows up on the doorstep and as I open the door procedes to try to remove my ear and eye.
I now have a massive cut down my face and my ear won't stop bleeding.
and why? I have no idea.
pictures to go up...
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my ex (having discharged herself from rehab)
shows up on the doorstep and as I open the door procedes to try to remove my ear and eye.
I now have a massive cut down my face and my ear won't stop bleeding.
and why? I have no idea.
pictures to go up...
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asha:
SHIT!!! 
Check it out buttmuffins new pictures, let the piss taking begin...
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marianabanana:
Perky huh?
vicky:
What?! 
Ok many of you douchemittens have asked how you too can get the authentic MisterJesus experiance, ok so one of you asked how you can get the authentic MisterJesus experiance, ok ok so nobody has asked how to get the authentic MisterJesus experiance but I am going to tell you anyways, here is what you need:
1x Golf Club
1x Kitty Cat
1x tub of...
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1x Golf Club
1x Kitty Cat
1x tub of...
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drunkpunk:
Tremendous! 
I never actually realised the Prodigy used a pussy sample in Firestarter, but now its all become clear.
Thank you, oh wise one
I never actually realised the Prodigy used a pussy sample in Firestarter, but now its all become clear.
Thank you, oh wise one
charlie_stars:
they're coming to take me a way haha they're comeing to take me away hehe, to the funnyfarm. as for the movie i was thinking you'ld be a lycanthrope, cuase well you do look kinda shaggy and all
but i'm sure i can find a roll puurrfect fur you. by the way this movie will be advertised and possibly aired on sgtv once we get off our collective procrastinating arses
but i'm sure i can find a roll puurrfect fur you. by the way this movie will be advertised and possibly aired on sgtv once we get off our collective procrastinating arsesconfusion is in the mind of MisterJesus.
a deep soul searching is in order in my life. and a great casting out of all those things which are holding me in the past.
sometimes no matter what you do it will never change the outcome. and sometimes you will regret having never tried.
I look forward to a time when I can be happy again....
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a deep soul searching is in order in my life. and a great casting out of all those things which are holding me in the past.
sometimes no matter what you do it will never change the outcome. and sometimes you will regret having never tried.
I look forward to a time when I can be happy again....
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bracket:
its all in ur head.
only u can decide if u r happy or not.
if u decide that u r sad-u'll b.
if u decide that u r happy no matter what-u'll b too.
dont forget it dear...its all in our head...
only u can decide if u r happy or not.
if u decide that u r sad-u'll b.
if u decide that u r happy no matter what-u'll b too.
dont forget it dear...its all in our head...
vicky:
I would call it a transitional phase. Like a snake shedding its skin. I go thru one every few months or so, it puts things back into perpective and when you come out of it on the other side you are a stronger person.
Don't convince yourself that you will feel like this forever, like Bracket said, mind over matter
Don't convince yourself that you will feel like this forever, like Bracket said, mind over matter
Time for a journal update douchebags!
ERm well in fact there have been no major nappenings in the life of MisterJesus, so I'll just list some random thoughts again.
My DVD of the utterly fantastic Westworld
And the sequel Futureworld
So that makes me happy, I am such a dork.
ok I confess I am deeply in love with Bracket she is just far too...
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ERm well in fact there have been no major nappenings in the life of MisterJesus, so I'll just list some random thoughts again.
My DVD of the utterly fantastic Westworld
And the sequel Futureworld
So that makes me happy, I am such a dork.
ok I confess I am deeply in love with Bracket she is just far too...
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ebin:
Poof!!
You're an apple danish. Apple danish......
You're an apple danish. Apple danish......
vikprez:
MisterSatan is my Bitch, of course I'll talk to him for you, don't worry, your image is safe with me
Ok I just had the most bizzare conversation of my adult life with my mother, before I tell you what it was you need some background.
1. MisterJesus is divorced and has been for four years now
2. MisterJesus is a day to day corporate wage slave for a large IT corp.
3. MisterJesus is absolutly nothing special.
4. MisterJesus is a lonley guy, sorry...
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1. MisterJesus is divorced and has been for four years now
2. MisterJesus is a day to day corporate wage slave for a large IT corp.
3. MisterJesus is absolutly nothing special.
4. MisterJesus is a lonley guy, sorry...
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bracket:
10x to u im smiling now.....respect
drunkpunk:
You seem a bit mad mate? Whats up?
Cripes!
I can't get over how many friends I have on here now, seems like every time I write in my journal somebody else tells me that they like my ramblings.
aww shucks you guys are great.
I have a few thought of the day and here they are in no particular order
1. KMFDM kittie "Safe" remix, give me the horn big style
2....
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I can't get over how many friends I have on here now, seems like every time I write in my journal somebody else tells me that they like my ramblings.
aww shucks you guys are great.
I have a few thought of the day and here they are in no particular order
1. KMFDM kittie "Safe" remix, give me the horn big style
2....
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bracket:
i guess that im so anti cuz im havein like realy weird unexplainable sex lately.....
bracket:
hmmm......
yeah, Bracket kicks ass