Ok so I'm going more back to the roots of why I started keeping a journal here, to talk about my dull life!
yesterday I went shopping and suddenly remebered why I don't often go to the supermarket, why is there 35 different kinds of toilet paper? why are there 50 different kinds of shampoo? these products regardless of type perform the same function so why so many?
I'm taking her home with me all dressed in white she's got everything I need some pills and a little cup she's falling hard for me I can see it in her eyes she acts just like a nurse with all the other guys
Fucking stuff and things. I broke my gaddamn Ipod yesterday and can I get a replacement? can I fuck.
I was supposed to be back in Israel about now, but because of a fuck up by somebody else I am stuck here in this cold miserable weather.
I'm taking her home with me all dressed in white
she's got everything I need pharmacy keys
she's falling hard for me I can see it in her eyes
she acts just like a nurse with all the other guys
My Birthday is coming up rapidly joy, I'm not looking forward to that very much this year, not that last year was any better.
It's been six weeks since I last heard from my ex, her car is still in my driveway some of her clothes are still all over my house and her voice is still in my head and her smell is still what I wish for again. say hello to everything you've left behind
So one really funny thing did happen to me last week, well i thought it was pretty funny, I needed some transport kinda ASAP (long story) so local paper and internet sites checked I deceided what to get from a private seller not far from my place, so of course my buddy had to come over and take me to get said car, car purchased after slight haggle over price we dropped my friends car off at his place and did what men normally would do is this situation, we went for a cruise... oh yeah we were styling! so ok cruise over we head back when my buddy says I'm gonna open the sunroof it's stuff and I want to smoke, ok I say, then approx two seconds later i hear this almighty BANG dozy gimp pushed out my electric sunroof, at this point I am doing 60mph so the sunroof and car part company rather rapidly, so glad it was about midnight so the road was empty.. could have been a big mess otherwise. the look on his face was so priceless though. it was worth it.
what sort of titmouse pushes out an ELECTRIC sunroof?
What else? ah yes I went to the local DIY shoppe to buy some garden lights, lights bought I got home and fitted said lights, then stood outside in the freezing cold until it got dark so i could admire my lights. Why did'nt I just go inside until it got dark? because I am an ass.
So suggestions about what to do for my birthday please?
And howcome when I see a reflection of myself in a window at night I don't think I look so bad, but when i see myself in a mirror during the day i look awful? can everybody just carry around windows please and only look at my reflection. thank you.
Don't you just love how some people think they know how you feel and then just insist on telling you, then when you say, "no i don't" they argue with you. That's so charming, you turdcutter idiot ass, what to they expect you to say? "Of Course your right! you know exactley what's going on in MY head" gosh! bite a dick, seriously.
The Good, the Bad, The Chutney
so this week I need
1) a Haircut
2) Something to settle my guts
3) a replacement sunroof
4) another Neptunes "Clones" CD i can't find mine.
5) More GI Joes,
Somehow, and I'm not picky here I don't care how I need to get to a point where I can leave the house again without being gripped by that sensation of being pushed into the ground.
And I must say Philidelphia Vanilla cheesecake is the shiznat yo.
anyway gtg, and besides My milkshake is better than yours anyways.................
I think I wanna be a pro-wrestler. grrrrrrrrr
yesterday I went shopping and suddenly remebered why I don't often go to the supermarket, why is there 35 different kinds of toilet paper? why are there 50 different kinds of shampoo? these products regardless of type perform the same function so why so many?
I'm taking her home with me all dressed in white she's got everything I need some pills and a little cup she's falling hard for me I can see it in her eyes she acts just like a nurse with all the other guys
Fucking stuff and things. I broke my gaddamn Ipod yesterday and can I get a replacement? can I fuck.
I was supposed to be back in Israel about now, but because of a fuck up by somebody else I am stuck here in this cold miserable weather.
I'm taking her home with me all dressed in white
she's got everything I need pharmacy keys
she's falling hard for me I can see it in her eyes
she acts just like a nurse with all the other guys
My Birthday is coming up rapidly joy, I'm not looking forward to that very much this year, not that last year was any better.
It's been six weeks since I last heard from my ex, her car is still in my driveway some of her clothes are still all over my house and her voice is still in my head and her smell is still what I wish for again. say hello to everything you've left behind
So one really funny thing did happen to me last week, well i thought it was pretty funny, I needed some transport kinda ASAP (long story) so local paper and internet sites checked I deceided what to get from a private seller not far from my place, so of course my buddy had to come over and take me to get said car, car purchased after slight haggle over price we dropped my friends car off at his place and did what men normally would do is this situation, we went for a cruise... oh yeah we were styling! so ok cruise over we head back when my buddy says I'm gonna open the sunroof it's stuff and I want to smoke, ok I say, then approx two seconds later i hear this almighty BANG dozy gimp pushed out my electric sunroof, at this point I am doing 60mph so the sunroof and car part company rather rapidly, so glad it was about midnight so the road was empty.. could have been a big mess otherwise. the look on his face was so priceless though. it was worth it.
what sort of titmouse pushes out an ELECTRIC sunroof?
What else? ah yes I went to the local DIY shoppe to buy some garden lights, lights bought I got home and fitted said lights, then stood outside in the freezing cold until it got dark so i could admire my lights. Why did'nt I just go inside until it got dark? because I am an ass.
So suggestions about what to do for my birthday please?
And howcome when I see a reflection of myself in a window at night I don't think I look so bad, but when i see myself in a mirror during the day i look awful? can everybody just carry around windows please and only look at my reflection. thank you.
Don't you just love how some people think they know how you feel and then just insist on telling you, then when you say, "no i don't" they argue with you. That's so charming, you turdcutter idiot ass, what to they expect you to say? "Of Course your right! you know exactley what's going on in MY head" gosh! bite a dick, seriously.
The Good, the Bad, The Chutney
so this week I need
1) a Haircut
2) Something to settle my guts
3) a replacement sunroof
4) another Neptunes "Clones" CD i can't find mine.
5) More GI Joes,
Somehow, and I'm not picky here I don't care how I need to get to a point where I can leave the house again without being gripped by that sensation of being pushed into the ground.
And I must say Philidelphia Vanilla cheesecake is the shiznat yo.
anyway gtg, and besides My milkshake is better than yours anyways.................
I think I wanna be a pro-wrestler. grrrrrrrrrVIEW 16 of 16 COMMENTS
regarding the supermarket, i prefer no-frills one-ply, none of that quilted shit for me.
i've got one of the cobra guys that you could only get through the mail with these point things that came on the back of the figures, what was the name of the guy with the blue mask over his head?