misterjesus

Ok many of you douchemittens have asked how you too can get the authentic MisterJesus experiance, ok so one of you asked how you can get the authentic MisterJesus experiance, ok ok so nobody has asked how to get the authentic MisterJesus experiance but I am going to tell you anyways, here is what you need:

1x Golf Club
1x Kitty Cat
1x tub of hair gel

ok so take the hair gel and make yourself a mowhawk, take the kitty and sit it down someplace grab the Golf club and sing the following into it:

I'm the trouble starter, punking instigator.

(SHOUT this part)

MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW

(jump around like a loon but leave one end of the golf club on the ground)

(at this point you may be a little out of breath, pet the cat and then resume)

I'm the fear addicted, danger illustrated.

(SHOUT this part)

MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW

I'm a firestarter, twisted firestarter,

(SHOUT this part)

MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW

You're the firestarter, twisted firestarter.
I'm the bitch you hated, filth infatuated.

MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW !!!!!!

(more jumping about)
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ok by now you have nearly had a heart attack and the cat has fucked off rapid, so just fall on the floor and watch the pretty stars.



Bracket lovely lovely Bracky