misterjesus

Notes for the correct use of MisterJesus

Not for human consumption. Do not open near fire or flame. Choking hazard for small children. Your mileage may vary. License and doc fees may apply. Best if used before this date. Some settling of contents may occur. Recycled flush water Safe to use around pets and children, although it is not recommended that either be permitted to drink from toilet. This is not a dating agency. Note: Game pieces do not actually talk. Caution: Do not use near power lines. Use 3 pieces of batteries on 4. Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals. This product is not defined as flammable by the Consumer Products Safety Commision Regulations. However, this product can be ignited under certain circumstances. Warning! This program should not be used in flight training! Death or serious injury could result! Warning: Do not attempt to remove blade while lawnmower is running or plugged into an outlet. Do not attempt to stop chain with hands. Do not park in driveway. May be unsafe for drinking. Do not spray in eyes. This is not a safety protective device. Not intended for highway use. This product is not to be used in bathrooms. Do not eat toner May irritate eyes and delicate areas. Has been found to cause cancer in laboratory mice. Remove infant before folding for storage. Do not drive car or operate heavy machinery. Do not apply to open sores. For indoor or outdoor use only. Do not use if you have prostate problems. This label defies explanation. Take a look at the picture. Product will be hot after heating. May cause drowsiness. Do not use orally after using rectally. Turn off motor before using this product. Battery may explore or leak Not to be used as a personal flotation device. Not dishwasher safe. Do not recharge, put in backwards, or use Warning! This is not underwear! Do not attempt to put in pants. In case of flood, proceed uphill. In case of flash flood, proceed uphill quickly. Remove wrapper, open mouth, insert muffin, eat. This broom does not actually fly. Caution: The contents of this bottle should not be fed to fish. Do not use while sleeping or unconscious. Shin pads cannot protect any part of the body they do not cover." This product not intended for use as a dental drill. Caution: Hot beverages are hot. Do not look into laser with remaining eye. Remember, objects in the mirror are actually behind you and may be larger than they appear. Please store in the cold section of the refrigerator. Warning: knives are sharp! This bag contains forest products. Twist top off with hands. Throw top away. Do not put top in mouth. Do not use intimately Cannot be made non-poisonous Look before driving. Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted. Do not light in face. Do not expose to flame. Place on ground, light fuse, get away. This is not a lifesaving device! If used as floatation support, children must be under adult supervision! Do not attempt to stop the blade with your hand. Safe for use around pets. Use like regular soap. Pedestrian Tunnel. No admittance. Simply pour the biscuits into a bowl and allow the cat to eat when it wants. Do not use as a weapon. No weapons beyond this point. Optional modem required. Some settling may occur during shipping. Check with your doctor before starting this or any weight loss program. May contain fat. Avoid making unlicenced copies of this material. Caution: Avoid dropping air conditioners out of windows. Never iron clothes on the body. Cape does not enable user to fly. Warning: This product contains nuts. This floodlight is capable of illuminating large areas, even in the dark. HANDLE WITH EXTREME CARE: This Product Contains Minute Electrically Charged Particles Moving at Velocities in Excess of Five Hundred Million Miles Per Hour. Read instructions inside before opening package. Care Should Be Taken When Lifting This Product as it May be Heavy. Caution water on road during rain. Warning to tourists: don't laugh at the natives. Do not use while sleeping or unconscious. Warning airbag may deploy without warning. Eating rocks may lead to broken teeth. Please keep out of children. Do not use for drying pets. Warning: Riders of personal watercraft may suffer injury due to the forceful injection of water into body cavities either by falling into the water or while mounting the craft. Do not climb inside this bag and zip it up. Doing so will cause injury and death. Do not use as ear plugs. Not for weight control. Do not pass while opposing traffic present. Theft of this container is a crime. WARNING: This Product Warps Space and Time in Its Vicinity. Fragile. Do not drop. Excessive dust may be irritating to shin and eyes. This door is alarmed from 7:00pm - 7:00am. Choking hazard: This toy is a small ball. WARNING -- The Tobacco Institute has determined that smoking just one cigarette greatly increases your risk of heart attack by making you so incredibly sexy that gorgeous members of the opposite sex surround you night and day, begging for intercourse and wearing you into exhaustion, unless, of course, you have another couple of cigarettes to steady your nerves. Using cookware to destroy your old pots may void your warranty. Do not dangle the mouse by its cable or throw the mouse at co-workers. Access hole only -- not intended for use in lifting box. Turn off motor before using this product. Remove plastic before eating. Not dishwasher safe. Do not put lit candles on phone. Do not use house paint on face. Do not drive cars in ocean. Do not use this product during an earthquake. Always drive on roads. Not on people. For a limited time only. Not recommended for use as a nutcracker. No stopping or standing. Do not sit under coconut trees.Professinal driver on closed course. These rows reserved for parents with children. All cups leaving this store, rather full or empty, must be paid for. Warning: Cliff do not jump off. For best results, do not leave at crime scene. May cause death or dismemberment. Malfunction: Too less water. Not to be used as protection against tornados. Rinse, lather and repeat for severe damage. Not to be used in the commission of a felony. Not meant as substitute for human companionship. Fix-a-Flat: Not to be used for breast augmentation. Caution: May contain radioactive parts do not eat. Not advised for use as a home pregnancy test. This product not tested on animals. Allow to cool before applying to groin area. If this product exhibits errors, the manufacturer will replace it for a $2 shipping and a $3 handling charge, for a total of $4.97. Allow product to warm to room tempeture before opening. This product uses carbon monoxide, which has been found to cause cancer in laboratory rats. Lie down on bed and insert into anal opening. sprinkle over breakfast cereal.Not to be used for other uses. Prescriptions cannot be filled by phone. You could be a winner! Other side for use. Do not use this TV underwater. May cause hearing loss at high volumes. Do not drink bleach. No purchase necessary. Details inside. Fits one head. Payment is due by the due date. Take care: new non-slip surface. To put a call on Hold: Press "Hold". Ingredients: Artificially bleached flour, sugar, May contain fruit. 100% pure yarn. Some materials may irritate sensitive skin. Please look at the materials if you believe this may be the case. Take one capsule by mouth three times daily until gone. Instructions: usage known. Serving suggestion: Defrost. In order to get out of car, open door, get out, lock doors, and then close doors. Please include the proper portion of your bill. The appliance is switched on by setting the on/off switch to the 'on' position. To place or answer a call, lift the handset. To open: 1. Tear off perforated sides A & B 2. Pull off at arrow. State Prison: Do Not Stop for Hitchhikers.Use of term "Sunday" for reference only. No meteorological warranties express or implied. To place a call, dial the desired number. Be kind - rewind. Not for use as an aquarium. For your protection: Keep eggs refrigerated; cook eggs until yolks are firm; and cook foods containing eggs thoroughly. To end the call, hang up the handset. Do not use to pick up gasoline or flammable liquids. Do not use to pick up anything that is currently burning. Consumption of alcoholic beverages impairs your ability to drive a car or operate machinery, and may cause health problems. Contents under pressure. This camera will only work when film is inside. Cap may blow off causing eye or other serious injury. Point away from face and people, especially when opening. Your full cooperation in ensuring that you do not put yourself and others at risk is required. Suitable for vegetarians. Shake well and buy often.Warning: Remove label before placing in microwave. This product is only to be prescribed by a physician and fit only by a trained technician. Do not wash or dry clean. On startup: No keyboard detected. Press any key to continue. Press STORE to store Do not attempt to stick head inside deck, which may result in injury. In case of accidental overdose, please contact a physician. Contains cleaning agents. This album may contain lyrics that may be deemed offensive. Caution: Non-Flamable. Do not treat garment while wearing. Do not use as an ice cream topping. Do not smoke until hair is dry. Not for intimate hygiene. Parents! The door handle can be opened by small children. Use before the expiration date. Use of this product in conjunction with alcohol or sedatives may cause drowsiness. Do not use if you are pregnant, intend to become pregnant, or might be pregnant. These ear plugs are nontoxic, but may interfere with breathing if caught in windpipe. Letters may be used to construct words, phrases and sentences that may be deemed offensive. Warning: Do not attempt to swallow. May be usefull in the treatment of genital warts