The depth of human stupidity never ceases to amaze me.
so here is some random thoughts
Why do doctors call what they do "practice"? I personally want a doctor who is done practising and is ready to doctor for real.
Inflammable and flammable. SAME fucking meaning.. why do we need two words for that when the first word has the 2nd word in it? english is a crazy language.
Nalle Puh is swedish for Winnie the Poo.
Does anybody ever see a popup add and think, Wow I really need a longer thicker penis or WOW an X10 camera gotta have one of those!
Poo is gross, don't put it in your mouth.
Don't pee on somebody you love, that's nasty
I wish I was 18 again, things were much simpler back then, I did'nt have to worry about much, and girlfriends came and went and all was good in my world. So what's changed? age? maybe. Perhaps I don't want to admit the obvious to myself, Maybe nobody understands me.. funny how we all think that nobody "gets" how you feel when you are down and feeling alone, yet we all feel that way at least once in a while.. everybodys problems are bigger than everybody else's I guess. I'm sure stuff that really matters to me means bollocks all to pretty much everybody else, so here is my list of things that are bugging me right now,
1. I need to get new tyres for my Range Rover but can't decide which ones.
2. I really need to clean my house, but when I am there I can never seem to do it.
3. I should pay my bills on time, I am not short of money but most months I just plain forget to pay them
4. Why do I want my ex back? she treated me and still does treat me like I am less than dirt to her, yet I would do anything for her.
5. I wonder what people think of me, am I as unattractive as I think I am, are people just being nice to me does everybody think I am as odd as I think I am.
6. Talking to yourself is ok, arguing with yourself and losing is bad news.
7. I really enjoy camping, however nobody that I know does, and I am kinda reluctant to go on my own, (in case there really is a boogieman)
8. I miss my dog still. lots
9. I regret lots of things I did in the past, I regret lots of things I've said in the past, I need a time machine so I can go back and apologise for all the things I've screwed up.
10. I like photography, gods way of laughing at me is to make me really terrible at it.
11. What do women REALLY want from a man. I obviously keep getting it really really wrong.
And what I really want to know is.. do I trust my email when it tells me that hot young sluts are waiting for me?
Sorry this is so boring and long.
so here is some random thoughts
Why do doctors call what they do "practice"? I personally want a doctor who is done practising and is ready to doctor for real.
Inflammable and flammable. SAME fucking meaning.. why do we need two words for that when the first word has the 2nd word in it? english is a crazy language.
Nalle Puh is swedish for Winnie the Poo.
Does anybody ever see a popup add and think, Wow I really need a longer thicker penis or WOW an X10 camera gotta have one of those!
Poo is gross, don't put it in your mouth.
Don't pee on somebody you love, that's nasty
I wish I was 18 again, things were much simpler back then, I did'nt have to worry about much, and girlfriends came and went and all was good in my world. So what's changed? age? maybe. Perhaps I don't want to admit the obvious to myself, Maybe nobody understands me.. funny how we all think that nobody "gets" how you feel when you are down and feeling alone, yet we all feel that way at least once in a while.. everybodys problems are bigger than everybody else's I guess. I'm sure stuff that really matters to me means bollocks all to pretty much everybody else, so here is my list of things that are bugging me right now,
1. I need to get new tyres for my Range Rover but can't decide which ones.
2. I really need to clean my house, but when I am there I can never seem to do it.
3. I should pay my bills on time, I am not short of money but most months I just plain forget to pay them
4. Why do I want my ex back? she treated me and still does treat me like I am less than dirt to her, yet I would do anything for her.
5. I wonder what people think of me, am I as unattractive as I think I am, are people just being nice to me does everybody think I am as odd as I think I am.
6. Talking to yourself is ok, arguing with yourself and losing is bad news.
7. I really enjoy camping, however nobody that I know does, and I am kinda reluctant to go on my own, (in case there really is a boogieman)
8. I miss my dog still. lots
9. I regret lots of things I did in the past, I regret lots of things I've said in the past, I need a time machine so I can go back and apologise for all the things I've screwed up.
10. I like photography, gods way of laughing at me is to make me really terrible at it.
11. What do women REALLY want from a man. I obviously keep getting it really really wrong.
And what I really want to know is.. do I trust my email when it tells me that hot young sluts are waiting for me?
Sorry this is so boring and long.
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you wonder if people like you? well i like you, and besides you get way more replies then i do. yes i admit i am not exactly the most attractive man or the most entertaining but i always manage to draw a crowd at parties. as for what women want that changes as often as the weather once you think you have them figured out they change the rules on ya. i miss my dog too and if it wasnt for the insanly strict ASPCA laws in the Uk I'd get another one. your better at photography then me. and definatly more interesting then i. but now onto a less serious note ever see the film stuart saves his family?and in all honesty man i really do like you and if you dont cease and desist all these nagative vibes i'm coming over to your house and dry humping your leg