And in another life in another place I might be happy.
Have you ever had the feeling that being hurt and feeling alone is actually strangely comforting?
I have a really awful cold right now so everything seems a bit melodramatic at the moment, don't you just hate that.
Bracket is being so sweet to me at the moment I feel just like a school...
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Have you ever had the feeling that being hurt and feeling alone is actually strangely comforting?
I have a really awful cold right now so everything seems a bit melodramatic at the moment, don't you just hate that.
Bracket is being so sweet to me at the moment I feel just like a school...
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I am going to use this journal update to talk about how much Bracket means to me,
Every time I am upset or depressed or generally have had enough of the world and everything in it I have a few select friends that make everything worth while, top of that list is Bracket she makes the whole world light up around her and things just...
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Every time I am upset or depressed or generally have had enough of the world and everything in it I have a few select friends that make everything worth while, top of that list is Bracket she makes the whole world light up around her and things just...
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vicky:
Sometimes a hedgehog is a hedgehog and sometimes they find a way to wiggle inside your brain and fuck things up for a while.
ophelia:
awwww....
yeah, Bracket kicks ass
yeah, Bracket kicks ass
I went to the zoo today!
yeah! go me!
yeah! go me!
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bracket:
so hows the ex thingy doin? all good?
preppylegend:
Penguin cricket , also good.
The oddest day of my life has now turned into the oddest two days of my life....
stroll on..
stroll on..
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drunkpunk:
Fix your own bloody stairs 
Hey mate, i don't know if i've told ya, but we've been invited back to the Joiners in February. You up for a few beers as soon as i know the actual date we're playing?
Hey mate, i don't know if i've told ya, but we've been invited back to the Joiners in February. You up for a few beers as soon as i know the actual date we're playing?
bracket:
hang on there baby.....im commin to save u...let me wear my super-bracket mask *background noise* Tam tam tammmm
here i come!!!!!!!!
here i come!!!!!!!!
Oh lord I have just had the most odd night of my life.
my ex (having discharged herself from rehab)
shows up on the doorstep and as I open the door procedes to try to remove my ear and eye.
I now have a massive cut down my face and my ear won't stop bleeding.
and why? I have no idea.
pictures to go up...
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my ex (having discharged herself from rehab)
shows up on the doorstep and as I open the door procedes to try to remove my ear and eye.
I now have a massive cut down my face and my ear won't stop bleeding.
and why? I have no idea.
pictures to go up...
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asha:
SHIT!!! 
Check it out buttmuffins new pictures, let the piss taking begin...
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marianabanana:
Perky huh?
vicky:
What?! 
Ok many of you douchemittens have asked how you too can get the authentic MisterJesus experiance, ok so one of you asked how you can get the authentic MisterJesus experiance, ok ok so nobody has asked how to get the authentic MisterJesus experiance but I am going to tell you anyways, here is what you need:
1x Golf Club
1x Kitty Cat
1x tub of...
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1x Golf Club
1x Kitty Cat
1x tub of...
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drunkpunk:
Tremendous! 
I never actually realised the Prodigy used a pussy sample in Firestarter, but now its all become clear.
Thank you, oh wise one
I never actually realised the Prodigy used a pussy sample in Firestarter, but now its all become clear.
Thank you, oh wise one
charlie_stars:
they're coming to take me a way haha they're comeing to take me away hehe, to the funnyfarm. as for the movie i was thinking you'ld be a lycanthrope, cuase well you do look kinda shaggy and all
but i'm sure i can find a roll puurrfect fur you. by the way this movie will be advertised and possibly aired on sgtv once we get off our collective procrastinating arses
but i'm sure i can find a roll puurrfect fur you. by the way this movie will be advertised and possibly aired on sgtv once we get off our collective procrastinating arsesconfusion is in the mind of MisterJesus.
a deep soul searching is in order in my life. and a great casting out of all those things which are holding me in the past.
sometimes no matter what you do it will never change the outcome. and sometimes you will regret having never tried.
I look forward to a time when I can be happy again....
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a deep soul searching is in order in my life. and a great casting out of all those things which are holding me in the past.
sometimes no matter what you do it will never change the outcome. and sometimes you will regret having never tried.
I look forward to a time when I can be happy again....
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bracket:
its all in ur head.
only u can decide if u r happy or not.
if u decide that u r sad-u'll b.
if u decide that u r happy no matter what-u'll b too.
dont forget it dear...its all in our head...
only u can decide if u r happy or not.
if u decide that u r sad-u'll b.
if u decide that u r happy no matter what-u'll b too.
dont forget it dear...its all in our head...
vicky:
I would call it a transitional phase. Like a snake shedding its skin. I go thru one every few months or so, it puts things back into perpective and when you come out of it on the other side you are a stronger person.
Don't convince yourself that you will feel like this forever, like Bracket said, mind over matter
Don't convince yourself that you will feel like this forever, like Bracket said, mind over matter
Time for a journal update douchebags!
ERm well in fact there have been no major nappenings in the life of MisterJesus, so I'll just list some random thoughts again.
My DVD of the utterly fantastic Westworld
And the sequel Futureworld
So that makes me happy, I am such a dork.
ok I confess I am deeply in love with Bracket she is just far too...
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ERm well in fact there have been no major nappenings in the life of MisterJesus, so I'll just list some random thoughts again.
My DVD of the utterly fantastic Westworld
And the sequel Futureworld
So that makes me happy, I am such a dork.
ok I confess I am deeply in love with Bracket she is just far too...
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ebin:
Poof!!
You're an apple danish. Apple danish......
You're an apple danish. Apple danish......
vikprez:
MisterSatan is my Bitch, of course I'll talk to him for you, don't worry, your image is safe with me
Ok I just had the most bizzare conversation of my adult life with my mother, before I tell you what it was you need some background.
1. MisterJesus is divorced and has been for four years now
2. MisterJesus is a day to day corporate wage slave for a large IT corp.
3. MisterJesus is absolutly nothing special.
4. MisterJesus is a lonley guy, sorry...
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1. MisterJesus is divorced and has been for four years now
2. MisterJesus is a day to day corporate wage slave for a large IT corp.
3. MisterJesus is absolutly nothing special.
4. MisterJesus is a lonley guy, sorry...
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bracket:
10x to u im smiling now.....respect
drunkpunk:
You seem a bit mad mate? Whats up?
Cripes!
I can't get over how many friends I have on here now, seems like every time I write in my journal somebody else tells me that they like my ramblings.
aww shucks you guys are great.
I have a few thought of the day and here they are in no particular order
1. KMFDM kittie "Safe" remix, give me the horn big style
2....
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I can't get over how many friends I have on here now, seems like every time I write in my journal somebody else tells me that they like my ramblings.
aww shucks you guys are great.
I have a few thought of the day and here they are in no particular order
1. KMFDM kittie "Safe" remix, give me the horn big style
2....
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bracket:
i guess that im so anti cuz im havein like realy weird unexplainable sex lately.....
bracket:
hmmm......
Don't you hate it when things start to seem to be getting better after a real bad patch.
Then something goes REALLY wrong. and your worse than before things started to improve.
Welcome to my shitty useless worthless life.
Anybody want to be me? cause I am fucking sick of it.
I'm so pathetic I irritate myself sometimes.
oh however I got my flames coloured...
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Then something goes REALLY wrong. and your worse than before things started to improve.
Welcome to my shitty useless worthless life.
Anybody want to be me? cause I am fucking sick of it.
I'm so pathetic I irritate myself sometimes.
oh however I got my flames coloured...
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ellebelle:
Every time I move to a new state (or country in this case) I usually go through a three to four month period where I NEVER leave the house. Shit- once I moved across town n didn't leave the house for a month.
I've been doing alot better here in Ireland-=At least my husband DRAGS me outdoors on the weekends.
When I feel like Im angry and want to scream- I DO. If I feel like I want to cry- I DO. If I feel like I want to run-
I do it in my dreams. (cuz running sucks man!)
Hitting bottom or just feeling desprately HOPELESS is actual a good thing for us to feel sometimes.- I know it sounds completely fucking lame- but its true! I can't imagine it getting much worse before it gets better.
Going through hell just to make it to heaven is sometimes worth it. Going through ANYTHING painful just to make it to a place that is CONFORTABLE is well worth the trip. Generally. But what do I know?
I need to go wollow in my misery for a little while longer.
I'm super pissed over some dumb-ass shit that shouldnt even be bothering me.
Unfortunately I also have to clean this den of iniquity.
Love and Light, Ellie
I've been doing alot better here in Ireland-=At least my husband DRAGS me outdoors on the weekends.
When I feel like Im angry and want to scream- I DO. If I feel like I want to cry- I DO. If I feel like I want to run-
I do it in my dreams. (cuz running sucks man!)
Hitting bottom or just feeling desprately HOPELESS is actual a good thing for us to feel sometimes.- I know it sounds completely fucking lame- but its true! I can't imagine it getting much worse before it gets better.
Going through hell just to make it to heaven is sometimes worth it. Going through ANYTHING painful just to make it to a place that is CONFORTABLE is well worth the trip. Generally. But what do I know?
I need to go wollow in my misery for a little while longer.
I'm super pissed over some dumb-ass shit that shouldnt even be bothering me.
Unfortunately I also have to clean this den of iniquity.
Love and Light, Ellie
hermes:
Well I wish I had some words of wisdom for you, but anything I say is gonna sound like a damn cliche. Hang in there though dude - if your luck's been pretty bad lately then it *has* to change for the better eventually. Maybe some positive thinking and meditation will help push things in the right direction?
its an order.
im gonna take a pic of my 12 new undies now