mistergraves

It's my birthday.
According to most people, I should have some plans.
I'd plan to go back to sleep, but I am unable.
Nope, no plans.
Good thing no one in this town likes me enough to remember my birthday. I'd really hate a suprise party.

But I wouldn't mind some cake.
So I guess I do have a plan:
Walk to Whole Foods and buy one of their plastic-encased vegan chocolate cake slices.