Well, I'm back in Phoenix after my world wind trip across half of America (which was mostly a blur due to my average speed being around 85mph, oh and the excessive drinking, not at the same time).
So here I am surrounded by jacked up trucks and the elderly, who have tried to kill me 3 times since being back, fuckers. True fucking story, I was at the DMV getting a AZ id card so I could vote and while waiting a women of about 65-75 came in to renew her drivers license, they started to test her (right next to me) with that eye machine that blinks either left of right and you have to indicate which side you see , well first she just stood there eyes planted to the machine until the tester asked politely if she saw any lights, which she didn't, then the tester politely explained again what she was supposed to do, then the women started to tell the women that she saw blinking on the left side, even though the test had been paused, then when they finally started the test up again the women just kept guessing left or right, which she was wrong 8 out of the 10 times (and that's statistically difficult) but since she saw the light blinking 20% of the time (or because she was holding up a ever growing line) the tester passed her and sent her off to get a new photo taken
WHAT
THE
FUCK
I'd really like to say that I exaggerated most of that, but if anything it doesn't quite describe how completely this women was unable to see (or even follow simple fucking directions). These are the people that kill people like me and my friends, and these are the people politicians are afraid to stand up to. Fuckers.
P.S. I'm going to build a cell phone jammer, fuck those fucking gadgets.
Since my house mate/landlord has again forgotten to pay the cable and internet bill (this time its because of his ex-wife, some how) I've been without net for this past week, so I'm sorry I haven't had a chance to reply to anyone, once the super sniper (yup, he's got over 300 kills while in the marines or the SEALS or what ever branch of the military he claims this time) gets his fucking act together I'll be back, unless I can hunt down some free wifi in this city.
k, that's enough ranting and rambling, later all.
And sorry for saying fuck so much.
Normally I have a steady stream of new sets to keep me calm,
fucking lack of internet.
So here I am surrounded by jacked up trucks and the elderly, who have tried to kill me 3 times since being back, fuckers. True fucking story, I was at the DMV getting a AZ id card so I could vote and while waiting a women of about 65-75 came in to renew her drivers license, they started to test her (right next to me) with that eye machine that blinks either left of right and you have to indicate which side you see , well first she just stood there eyes planted to the machine until the tester asked politely if she saw any lights, which she didn't, then the tester politely explained again what she was supposed to do, then the women started to tell the women that she saw blinking on the left side, even though the test had been paused, then when they finally started the test up again the women just kept guessing left or right, which she was wrong 8 out of the 10 times (and that's statistically difficult) but since she saw the light blinking 20% of the time (or because she was holding up a ever growing line) the tester passed her and sent her off to get a new photo taken
WHAT
THE
FUCK
I'd really like to say that I exaggerated most of that, but if anything it doesn't quite describe how completely this women was unable to see (or even follow simple fucking directions). These are the people that kill people like me and my friends, and these are the people politicians are afraid to stand up to. Fuckers.
P.S. I'm going to build a cell phone jammer, fuck those fucking gadgets.
Since my house mate/landlord has again forgotten to pay the cable and internet bill (this time its because of his ex-wife, some how) I've been without net for this past week, so I'm sorry I haven't had a chance to reply to anyone, once the super sniper (yup, he's got over 300 kills while in the marines or the SEALS or what ever branch of the military he claims this time) gets his fucking act together I'll be back, unless I can hunt down some free wifi in this city.
k, that's enough ranting and rambling, later all.
And sorry for saying fuck so much.
Normally I have a steady stream of new sets to keep me calm,
fucking lack of internet.
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i hope you have a nice halloween too