misterei

6:15 M
...sHIT I just lost my last post-
Here I go again...


Eating so much food...the inevitable happened.
I gotta take a dump.
I have to poop people.
Hey Guys...look out!
I am about to soil myself and the whole freakin' neighborhood is here.

In front of my bed...a door said BATHROOM.
shshshhhhh
look....what's he doing?
Eric-what is it?
Do you need help?
Help him...what do I do?
My arm wouldn't even stretch to point.
Look-
Is he pointing?
What's there?
Do you need to use the bathroom?

I wanted to scream...YES!!

My father begins to usher me out of bed.
"Lean on me. Put your arm on my shoulder. Slide your feet forward."
Careful...He's falling.
"I goth him." Thanks Pop.
Nine feet and I'm completely exhausted.

I sit on the toilet. I'm a grown man...and my ol' man just helped me take a SHIT.