mistereel

my mommy: do you have a girlfriend right now?
me: no mom, i told you i dont want one right now.
my mommy: oh yeah. how long has it been since you had one?
me: like 10 months.
my mommy: oh. so hey, you know those people you hang out with?
me: yeah what about them?
my mommy: um, are they gay?
me: yeah some. why?
my mommy: oh......are you gay?
me: haha no ma. im not.
my mommy: ok, just checking.

i love my mommy!