Do you know what I am tired of?
I am tired of turning the television on! Every time I turn the damn thing on or stand near it, there is another reality show on! I thought we were over that phase...a long time ago...

My brother watches that Whitney Houston & Bobby Brown show which is just weird...
My best friend watches that show with Travis Barker, so what he is hot and his son is cute, why do you want to watch the way these people live? Isn't this some weird way for people to sorta "stalk" their favorite celebrities?

Tonight there was a reality show on Hulk Hogan...HULK HOGAN???...and what about that show that has all of those random "celebrities" living together...holy shit Carey Hart is on it this season...they are messing with me because I actually thought...in a half a second that I might watch that...but then I realized what was happening...