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Sunday Jun 05, 2005

Jun 5, 2005
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So listen to me SG. I had a story to tell you but it seems that my boyfriend jumped the gun and beat me too it. LOL. FOR SHAME KENDER!!!

anywhoo....
like he said in his journal... the two of us are were unable to "please" one another.. LOL.. and he was going to take some alone time to be by himself and with the massive amounts of porn that he has saved on his computer. LOL.

before he went to the back room to "spankk his monkey" he said to me.... "i'll be back in a min." well about an hour or so passes and i haven't heard a peep from the bedroom. LOL.. now..u all must know.. that i have been with this kid for a year and in the same house for that time and i have never seen him in a 'compromising' position. LOL.

well as i open the door to the bedroom.. what do i see? but my beautiful boyfriend sprawled out on the bed, BUTT ASSED NEKKID! except for the drenched papertowel he was holding around his man peice. LOL. computer not far from his hands. LOL.

apparently the feeling was so overwhelming that he totally blacked out. LMAO.. (must have been some sensation!)

I make an attempt at waking him up. i say "HEY NEKKID BUTT" LOL.. and other similar phrases. LOL. no luck.. HAHAHAHA..

I had to force myself not to go and grab one of the many cams i have to post the pic all over the internet.. LOL. OMGoodness how i wanted too. i sat there battling myself for about 5 whole min. lol..
*you may think i am evil for wanting to expose him and his flaccid exhaustion but u woulda LOVED IT* LOL.

but i resisted. i left the cam out of the equation and i managed to waken him..

after waking he spoke no words.. realized what he looked like and got up ... went to the bathroom.... disposed of the papertowel he has grown to know so well... kiss me and return to the bed totally nekkid and blacked out once more. LOL. no words between the two of us once he woke. and nothing but my giggling as he went bakc to sleep. LOL.

Gotta love that right??? eeek
VIEW 5 of 5 COMMENTS
twinkernaut:
HeHe, thats freakin hilarious! biggrin
Jun 6, 2005
melissaann:
hey girl!!! I saw you modeled in the columbia fashion magazine??? I am pretty sure that was you, anyways....looking goooooood!

[Edited on Jun 11, 2005 10:33PM]
Jun 11, 2005

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