so i get a phone call from the HR lady from my new job today at 4:30. "Hey I just wanted to remind you to be here at 8am on the 3rd floor, dress business casual. Also, about your drug test..."
apparently, you can fail a drug test if you take fioricet, something i happen to be on. i get this phone call at 4:30 telling me i have to have proof of prescription by 5pm or i will not get the job!!!!! WHAT THE FUCK PEOPLE!?!?!? the drug test place told my HR Dept that they have tried to contact me and i guess one person actually told them that i was supposed to have faxed over the proof, how the FUCK am i supposed to do that if the first im hearing about it is at 4motherfucking30 the day before i start?!?!? on top of that, my HR person should have called me when she found out, not 30 minutes before i have to have this shit in! it took me 15 min to figure out what the hell was going on, she didnt even know. she just told me there was an issue, to call this number. so i called and spoke to the dr who has to approve it 15 min before he leaves. they all somehow expected me to have all this shit in order in 15 minutes!!! really motherfuckers?! for fucking real?! i drove over to the dr office that prescribed the meds to me, luckily its like 1/4 a mile from my house and the chick was awesome in helping me get it together. i had her fax it over to the dr who has to see it to approve the drug test. basically if this shit doesnt go through, i will be raging the fuck out on some people! either way im going to rage on this drug screen place for lying and saying they tried to contact me, mother fuckers....im so irate! my brain hurts...my head is throbbing! time for one of my narcotic pills! MOTHER FUCKERSSSSSS!!!!!
apparently, you can fail a drug test if you take fioricet, something i happen to be on. i get this phone call at 4:30 telling me i have to have proof of prescription by 5pm or i will not get the job!!!!! WHAT THE FUCK PEOPLE!?!?!? the drug test place told my HR Dept that they have tried to contact me and i guess one person actually told them that i was supposed to have faxed over the proof, how the FUCK am i supposed to do that if the first im hearing about it is at 4motherfucking30 the day before i start?!?!? on top of that, my HR person should have called me when she found out, not 30 minutes before i have to have this shit in! it took me 15 min to figure out what the hell was going on, she didnt even know. she just told me there was an issue, to call this number. so i called and spoke to the dr who has to approve it 15 min before he leaves. they all somehow expected me to have all this shit in order in 15 minutes!!! really motherfuckers?! for fucking real?! i drove over to the dr office that prescribed the meds to me, luckily its like 1/4 a mile from my house and the chick was awesome in helping me get it together. i had her fax it over to the dr who has to see it to approve the drug test. basically if this shit doesnt go through, i will be raging the fuck out on some people! either way im going to rage on this drug screen place for lying and saying they tried to contact me, mother fuckers....im so irate! my brain hurts...my head is throbbing! time for one of my narcotic pills! MOTHER FUCKERSSSSSS!!!!!
actionbastard:
Sorry to hear about the madness. You will, however, be pleased to know that my dreams were free of Erasure and half naked Unicorn dudes.
actionbastard:
Do your worst! 