OMG i am totally sober and i dont have a god damn thing to do!!!so i decided to take a long,hot,aromatherapy bath!it was great ahhhhh i feel so clean and fresh and relaxed!not to mention hairless 
i shaved for the first time in a couple weeks,i was turning into a forrest yuk 
!yea that happens when your not datin anyone you just get lazy in...
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ello ello all you sexy bitches!so i finally made up with my bet friend!!! 
it was all just a big misunderstanding!we both assumed things and when you assume things its usually not right!plus you make an ass of yourself!well on the agenda tonight i will be chillen at my fave lesbian bar for amatuar strip night but i wont be dancing,just watching tonight!im not in...
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it was all just a big misunderstanding!we both assumed things and when you assume things its usually not right!plus you make an ass of yourself!well on the agenda tonight i will be chillen at my fave lesbian bar for amatuar strip night but i wont be dancing,just watching tonight!im not in... Read More
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irishinch:
I think I love pussy just as much as my penis...maybe even more.
holy_mountain:
Yeah i got in a huge fight with my best friend last year. We're cool with each other now but now quite the same anymore. oh well.
HeHe Here in a gainseville they have this gay/lesbian/bi bar where they have drag queen shows. It's quite um, entertaining to say the least haha.
Whenever people get drunk together the two phrases that are said most are "I love you man!" and "I think I'm going to die!" hahaha
HeHe Here in a gainseville they have this gay/lesbian/bi bar where they have drag queen shows. It's quite um, entertaining to say the least haha.
Whenever people get drunk together the two phrases that are said most are "I love you man!" and "I think I'm going to die!" hahaha
well listen guys whats up!im goin to my"best friends"work cuz she isnt answering the phone or hasent called me back since i tryed calling her!cuz i cant just leave it like this with no closure or no talking!!if she still wont talk to me over something so stupid then fuck it!!!ill give you all the up date,not that anyone really cares! 
chamucos:
I care.
I hope it goes well, but if it doesn't; I hope you achieve a clean break. Remember don't peel the bandaid off.....
Rip it off!!!!!!!!
cham
I hope it goes well, but if it doesn't; I hope you achieve a clean break. Remember don't peel the bandaid off.....
Rip it off!!!!!!!!
cham
ello ello brief update everyone!i did it,i did the unthinkable!i took out my monroe! 
i had too!the skin on the inside of my lip was growng over the back of my ring its pretty gross looking!but its all good,i can always pierce the other side,but i dont think i will.but i am going to continue stretching my ears.im not sure how far though.and on another...
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i had too!the skin on the inside of my lip was growng over the back of my ring its pretty gross looking!but its all good,i can always pierce the other side,but i dont think i will.but i am going to continue stretching my ears.im not sure how far though.and on another... Read More
kaoticdreams:
well that sux. that never happened to me before. i think i would find it kind of flattering to have someone want me that much that they would get jealous. i think she'll come around.
i think she'll come around. 
wishryder:
that happened to a friend of mine who got her labret (sp?) pierced...she was pretty upset, but she went back to the piercer and got some advice. I don't see her often, but the last I knew, she still has it.
Went to a party,i danced all night!i drank 16 beers and i started up a fight!but now im jaded,youre out of luck im rollin down the stairs,TOO DRUNK TO FUCK!too drunk to fuck,to drunk to fuck!I like your stories,i like your gun,shooting out cop tires.Sounds like louds and louds of fun,but im in my room,wish you were dead.you ball like the baby in eraserhead.TOO DRUNK...
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missd:
To have lost your sister is just such a terrible thing. I am so sorry to hear that grrl. I simply cannot imagine.
Arlington???? on a whole other level I'm sorry 'bout that too
mmmmm Angelina *licks lips*
Arlington????
on a whole other level I'm sorry 'bout that too
mmmmm Angelina *licks lips*
plasticeye:
GREAT CLASSIC DK TUNE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! rock on babe!!
ello ello to all!i had a pretty good night last night!i couldnt sleep,so i decided to take care of some business i went to my undie drawer and pulled out my favorite toy i call it my "glow worm" 
well because it glows in the dark ofcourse!so, i closed my eyes and thought of my own lil orgy!angalina jolie was there ofcourse!,like always"she likes it...
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i went to my undie drawer and pulled out my favorite toy i call it my "glow worm" well because it glows in the dark ofcourse!so, i closed my eyes and thought of my own lil orgy!angalina jolie was there ofcourse!,like always"she likes it... Read More
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plasticeye:
nice.......very nice. sounds like you had a wonderful time right on!!!!!!!!!!!!
right on!!!!!!!!!!!!
chamucos:
Damn I wish I was there; even if it was only imaginary!! 
what's goin on?
How ya doin?
What's the wierdest thing you ever masturbated with?
where's jezebellered off to?
cham
what's goin on?
How ya doin?
What's the wierdest thing you ever masturbated with?
where's jezebellered off to?
cham
ello ello yall!just got home from the tattoo expo it was pretty fuckin cool!i got my ears stretched and ran into some friends of mine,which is always a plus!it was nice meetin ya kaotic dreams! 
well imma bout to pass the fuck out i have to wake up early for work !laters and good night 
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jezebellered:
hey honey, i just got home. i am so hungry and tired. yeah another double tomorrow. these two weeks suk!!!!! 
i dont know about this week, but soon well have dinner. i dont want to start school next week.
i might be going to NY in three weeks. my friend Jesses needs me right now and wants me to go with her. it will be a nice little vaca. much needed for the both of us.
i have a bridal shower next week. the bachlorette (i dont know how to spell it) it that night. ive never been to a bachlorette party. its for my old manager. she is a crazy bitch. it should be fun.
all right honey its time for bed. talk to you tomorrow. hugs and kisses.
i dont know about this week, but soon well have dinner. i dont want to start school next week.
i might be going to NY in three weeks. my friend Jesses needs me right now and wants me to go with her. it will be a nice little vaca. much needed for the both of us.
i have a bridal shower next week. the bachlorette (i dont know how to spell it) it that night. ive never been to a bachlorette party. its for my old manager. she is a crazy bitch. it should be fun.
all right honey its time for bed. talk to you tomorrow. hugs and kisses.
kaoticdreams:
i havent partied like that in a while. im trying to get back in the groove. a suprise huh? sounds exciting. i like the look on ppls faces when they get it. i cant wait to get to south carolina.
ello all you sexy peeps!man am i tired!i definitly shook what my momma gave ma last night!and i was so happy that alot of my friends showed up last night,that always makes me happy !and of course i got to chill with the lovely jezebellerd"which she looked hot in her tight black dress and fish net stockings!"meoooowwww!cant wait to see her again smooches! later yall
!and of course i got to chill with the lovely jezebellerd"which she looked hot in her tight black dress and fish net stockings!"meoooowwww!cant wait to see her again smooches! later yall
jezebellered:
hey honey, i just got home and i am so tired. i was suppose to go out with the girls tonight but we all looked at each other and lauged. i am going to sleep like a little baby tonight. talk to you tomorrow. smooches
hey all you freaks and geeks!Its PARTY TIME tonight!missphilthy1 is gonna be strippen up a storm at cloud 9,im gonna shake what my momma gave me"and thats ALOT!"and i cant wait to see me new crush jezebelered smooches babes!later peeps
jezebellered:
he he, thats me!
ello everyone!i am super tired i went out all this weekend to my fave lesbian bar cloud 9 formaly known as J's!it was there one year aniversery,it was so much fun!i love it there everyone is so cool!on thursday nights they have an amataur strip contest,which i like to enter in sometimes.i might be dancin this thursday so if any of u guys or gals...
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jezebellered:
hey baby girl. i just got home and i am exhausted. i cant wait to meet ya on thursday. i cant lie, i cant wait to see your little naked body up on stage. what fun
give me a call if your still awake or ill talk to you tomorrow.
oh yeah and you have to come to HHN.
smooches baby
give me a call if your still awake or ill talk to you tomorrow.
oh yeah and you have to come to HHN.
smooches baby
jezebellered:
i had a blast tonight. i got to Fridays and everyone was calling me permagrin. i was a giddy little bitch. anyway ill call you tomorrow or call me. ill email my work number. you can call anytime at work, they dont care. sweet dreams.
hugs and kisses
hugs and kisses
Oh, now you're it