Well it's been almost a week since I've updated. Bad Dana. *slaps hand* gah! I've just been so flippin frazzled. You would NOT believe what happened to me last night. Well pull up a chair and pop a sit, I'll tell ya!
AHEM! Ok! My friend Becky allowed me to take pictures of her topless and in her panties. Tasteful nice pictures mind you. She informs me that she told her husband that they will be going up on my website. Which they do because she said I could. So I did. Well friday night, me and my other friend Tammy go to Yogi's (a bar in town) to hang out. But I meet her at her house first. Andrew, Becky's husband, is there hanging out with Micah, Tammy's husband. Micah was playing video games and Andrew had the laptop out browsing the internet. And just jokingly around I said "Hey go to my website!" And Tammy looks at me like ummmm no, Andrew doesn't know the pics are on the site. So I'm like omg, fuck! Andrew goes "Well what is it?" So I tell him, as a fucking joke "www.i'm not tellin.com" I laugh, Tammy laughs, he laughs. Since my website is going through alot of changes, I thought that it was down so I just directed him to my myspace profile so he had something to look at and keep his ape mind entertained. Well Tammy and I leave. Aparently, after we left, Micah went through Tammy's entire history to see if my site really existed. Sure enough the found it and guess what folks. It wasn't down. So last night, I get a phone call from my friend Jared's phone but it wasn't Jared on the other end. "Dana, this is Andrew, I went to your site" I was like "ok and?" and he goes "Did Becky give you permission to put these pics on the site?" so I tell him "Yes." CLICK. He fucking hangs up on me! That pisses me off hardcore. So I call back "Jared, let me talk to Andrew" so he gives Andrew the phone "What?" "Andrew, about those pictures..." CLICK! OOOHHH FUCK NO! So I'm fumming now. I call Tammy up and tell her what the fuck is going on but she's at this party thing. So I called Jared back to talk to just Jared. All I ask is "Is Andrew mad at ME for something??" And Andrew (who is wasted) ripps the phone away from Jared and just starts cursing me out "Who the fuck do you think you are lieing to me like this? You and Becky both lied to me." So I'm like "I don't understand why you think this or why you're so fucking mad at me!!!" and he's all "That night when I asked you what your site was and you said (and I quote him when I say this) www.I ain't fuckin tellin.com" LOL So I reasure him that it was a joke and he knew it. But he wouldn't calm down. Now shit gets serious. He threatens me "I better not ever see you again, You better not EVER show your face around here ever again..." and I don't take threats WHATSOEVER so I cut him off "Or what Andrew, you're gonna hit me? Gonna be a big man and haul of and hit me? You need to calm the fuck down!" and he goes "Shut the fuck up you stupid fat CUNT!" OOOHHH I fucking HATE the c word. *gags* I was livid. I even lost my appitite. Called Tammy up again and went to her party and had a fucking good time bashing him and drinking beer and rum.
Wow that was alot. My fingers are more tired than when I first learned about masterbation! LOL Ok well, I gotta go. I'm going to debug my house! YAY! And give the kittens a bath. Woo fucking hoo.
-Dana
www.missnight.org
AHEM! Ok! My friend Becky allowed me to take pictures of her topless and in her panties. Tasteful nice pictures mind you. She informs me that she told her husband that they will be going up on my website. Which they do because she said I could. So I did. Well friday night, me and my other friend Tammy go to Yogi's (a bar in town) to hang out. But I meet her at her house first. Andrew, Becky's husband, is there hanging out with Micah, Tammy's husband. Micah was playing video games and Andrew had the laptop out browsing the internet. And just jokingly around I said "Hey go to my website!" And Tammy looks at me like ummmm no, Andrew doesn't know the pics are on the site. So I'm like omg, fuck! Andrew goes "Well what is it?" So I tell him, as a fucking joke "www.i'm not tellin.com" I laugh, Tammy laughs, he laughs. Since my website is going through alot of changes, I thought that it was down so I just directed him to my myspace profile so he had something to look at and keep his ape mind entertained. Well Tammy and I leave. Aparently, after we left, Micah went through Tammy's entire history to see if my site really existed. Sure enough the found it and guess what folks. It wasn't down. So last night, I get a phone call from my friend Jared's phone but it wasn't Jared on the other end. "Dana, this is Andrew, I went to your site" I was like "ok and?" and he goes "Did Becky give you permission to put these pics on the site?" so I tell him "Yes." CLICK. He fucking hangs up on me! That pisses me off hardcore. So I call back "Jared, let me talk to Andrew" so he gives Andrew the phone "What?" "Andrew, about those pictures..." CLICK! OOOHHH FUCK NO! So I'm fumming now. I call Tammy up and tell her what the fuck is going on but she's at this party thing. So I called Jared back to talk to just Jared. All I ask is "Is Andrew mad at ME for something??" And Andrew (who is wasted) ripps the phone away from Jared and just starts cursing me out "Who the fuck do you think you are lieing to me like this? You and Becky both lied to me." So I'm like "I don't understand why you think this or why you're so fucking mad at me!!!" and he's all "That night when I asked you what your site was and you said (and I quote him when I say this) www.I ain't fuckin tellin.com" LOL So I reasure him that it was a joke and he knew it. But he wouldn't calm down. Now shit gets serious. He threatens me "I better not ever see you again, You better not EVER show your face around here ever again..." and I don't take threats WHATSOEVER so I cut him off "Or what Andrew, you're gonna hit me? Gonna be a big man and haul of and hit me? You need to calm the fuck down!" and he goes "Shut the fuck up you stupid fat CUNT!" OOOHHH I fucking HATE the c word. *gags* I was livid. I even lost my appitite. Called Tammy up again and went to her party and had a fucking good time bashing him and drinking beer and rum.
Wow that was alot. My fingers are more tired than when I first learned about masterbation! LOL Ok well, I gotta go. I'm going to debug my house! YAY! And give the kittens a bath. Woo fucking hoo.
-Dana
www.missnight.org
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OMG... you grew up in the IE?!! Now way! That is so rad (he he - rad is such a commonly used word in my vocabulary... I forget how old school it is)
I lived in Riverside for my youth and thru high school and SoBeIt and I owned 2 houses there before we sold the last one and moved to Corona (all the wayyyyyy to Corona - ha ha)!! We almost bought a house in Klamath Falls, OR a few years ago -but decided to stay put for the time being - although we are itching to get out of CA again... so are looking for that "perfect" place yet again!
When you do come into town, you MUST look me up because I am up for pix with you ANYTIME!!!!
Have a Supercalifragilistic Day!
I love your amazing & bright spirit - it shines thru so wonderfully!!
Winx from Jinxi
Thanks for the comment. Your journal is funny as hell. That guy needs to calm down, oh well it sounds like you had a blast anyway with your friend in the end. Thanks again and have a great week.