Okay this will be a funny journal tonight. A couple of nights ago, my husband was mindlessly watching tv and I walked over there and straddled him on the couch. He started to wiggle under me and then he comments "I bet this position would work pretty good." So we try it. We start to get all into it and all and I get my thing in when my knees started to hurt. So Aaron gets up, picking me up with him, and walks over to the bed. However, on his way, he had a slight accident. Not like he pissed his pants accident mind you, but a rather hysterical one. See, a few days before this, I left his half eaten chocloate cake box on the floor. (I left it there cause I was too tired to pick it up 
) I didn't finish it so there was still cake in the box. As you can probably gather, he steps right into the cake. SQUISH! HAHAHA He doesn't tell me this though and just lays me down on the bed and continues our happy little fun time. The whole time we're having sex, he's got cake on is foot!!! lol what a goon, and to make it worse, he was standing over me on his tip toes so he wouldn't get the cake on the carpet. Poor guy. Fucking funny!
Tonight I went to my grandparents ranch for a birthday dinner in honor of myself, my husband and my mother. On our way back home we decide to stop at the casino for the hell of it. Aaron goes to the bathroom and I make my way into the lounge for a drink. To our surprise they were having a show there that night in only a few min, so we were invited to stay and watch. The show was fucking amazing! It was called the Men of Rock and it was 4 men who sang and danced to all kinds of kick ass classic songs! Then out of nowhere, one of the guys, who by the way is fucking gorgeous, pulls me out of my seat and starts singing to me. He then walks me to the stage and the rest of them dress me up in this blue crazy outfit and they started to sing "Devil with the blue dress on" and wiggle about. Well hell yeah, I played along and tottaly got into it. I started dancing my sexy ass all over the place and really getting into it! lol It was the FUNNEST show I have ever seen in my life! They were sexy men too! And god damnit, I am going back to see them! lol Crazy!
I'm excited right now, my trip to Indiana is fast approaching! OH! And I got a new job this week! I work for Rite Aid now
Oh yeah! But yeah, I am leaving on Sat. Very ansy! Okay, the end.
-Dana
) I didn't finish it so there was still cake in the box. As you can probably gather, he steps right into the cake. SQUISH! HAHAHA He doesn't tell me this though and just lays me down on the bed and continues our happy little fun time. The whole time we're having sex, he's got cake on is foot!!! lol what a goon, and to make it worse, he was standing over me on his tip toes so he wouldn't get the cake on the carpet. Poor guy. Fucking funny!
Tonight I went to my grandparents ranch for a birthday dinner in honor of myself, my husband and my mother. On our way back home we decide to stop at the casino for the hell of it. Aaron goes to the bathroom and I make my way into the lounge for a drink. To our surprise they were having a show there that night in only a few min, so we were invited to stay and watch. The show was fucking amazing! It was called the Men of Rock and it was 4 men who sang and danced to all kinds of kick ass classic songs! Then out of nowhere, one of the guys, who by the way is fucking gorgeous, pulls me out of my seat and starts singing to me. He then walks me to the stage and the rest of them dress me up in this blue crazy outfit and they started to sing "Devil with the blue dress on" and wiggle about. Well hell yeah, I played along and tottaly got into it. I started dancing my sexy ass all over the place and really getting into it! lol It was the FUNNEST show I have ever seen in my life! They were sexy men too! And god damnit, I am going back to see them! lol Crazy!
I'm excited right now, my trip to Indiana is fast approaching! OH! And I got a new job this week! I work for Rite Aid now
Oh yeah! But yeah, I am leaving on Sat. Very ansy! Okay, the end.
-Dana
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_biblia_:
So I'm at a bake sale at a school yesterday and see a chocolate cake. Your story comes to mind and I start to giggle to myself. The kids around me probably thought I was a crazy old lady.
caroline:
