If life were fair, these therapies would work
If life wre fair, "Putting-your-hands-over-your-ears-therapy" should cure bad news.
"Ice cream and chocolate therapy" would cure obesity.
"Convoluted excuse therapy" would make it better whenever you do something you wish you hadn't.
If life were fair, good therapy for belligerent and disobedient teens should be lecture therapy done to a background of 60's music.
If life were fair, "elevating-the-decibel-level-of-your-voice-therapy" would cure stupidity.
Excessive credit card debt could usually be cured by "public lottery therapy".
Fatigue could be cured by pizza.
If life were fair, Arthritis would be cured by a good nap.
Mr. Clean would work on dirty politicians.
If life were fair, strength and endurance could be improved with Twinkie therapy.
Acne would be cured by video games therapy.
Banging your head against the wall would cure stress, and really bad stress could be cured by banging someone else's head against the wall.
Heart disease would be cured by "pudding, French fries, and beef jerky therapy."
and finally,
If life were fair, "Biting sarcasm therapy" would make someone love you.
If life wre fair, "Putting-your-hands-over-your-ears-therapy" should cure bad news.
"Ice cream and chocolate therapy" would cure obesity.
"Convoluted excuse therapy" would make it better whenever you do something you wish you hadn't.
If life were fair, good therapy for belligerent and disobedient teens should be lecture therapy done to a background of 60's music.
If life were fair, "elevating-the-decibel-level-of-your-voice-therapy" would cure stupidity.
Excessive credit card debt could usually be cured by "public lottery therapy".
Fatigue could be cured by pizza.
If life were fair, Arthritis would be cured by a good nap.
Mr. Clean would work on dirty politicians.
If life were fair, strength and endurance could be improved with Twinkie therapy.
Acne would be cured by video games therapy.
Banging your head against the wall would cure stress, and really bad stress could be cured by banging someone else's head against the wall.
Heart disease would be cured by "pudding, French fries, and beef jerky therapy."
and finally,
If life were fair, "Biting sarcasm therapy" would make someone love you.
yuriel:
amen hon amen.....
quinine:
"Viva Mexico! Viva Juarez! Viva el 5 de mayo!"