You guys are dissappointing me....
I wish that had SG member friends that would all go flock to my girl
Krash and beg her not to leave. She is the reason I came back on once when
I left... Because I am completely infatuated with her.. SHHHHHHHHH! Don't tell her
that.....
______________________________
Dali today! Yay!
_______________________________
"HOW TO DUMP A MAN" FORM
Dear ________,
I regret to inform you that you have been eliminated from further
contention as Mr. Right. As you are probably aware, the competition
was exceedingly tough and dozens of well-qualified candidates such as
yourself also failed to make the final cut. I will, however, keep your
name on file should an opening become available. So that you may find
better success in your future romantic endeavors, please allow me to
offer the following reason(s) you were disqualified from the
competition.
Check ALL that apply...
___Your last name is objectionable. I can't imagine taking it,
hyphenating it, or subjecting my children to it.
___Your first name is objectionable. It's just not something I can
picture myself yelling out in a fit of passion.
___The fact that our dining experiences to date has left MY wallet a
little lighter, and YOUR pants a little tighter!
___You failed the 20 Question Rule, i.e., I asked you 20 questions
about yourself before you asked me more than one about myself.
___Your legs are skinnier than mine.
___You're too short.
___Any son that we produce would inevitably be beaten up repeatedly
at recess.
___You're too tall. I'm developing a chronic neck condition from
trying to kiss you.
___I find your inability to fix my car extraordinarily unappealing.
___The fact that your apartment has been condemned reveals an
inherent slovenliness that I fear is unbreakable.
___You still live with your parents.
___Although I do enjoy the X-Files, I find your wardrobe of Star Trek
uniforms a little disconcerting.
___Your frequent references to your ex-girlfriend lead me to suspect
that you are some sort of psychotic stalker.
___Your ability to belch the alphabet is not a trait that I am
seeking in a long-term partner.
___Your height is out of proportion to your weight. If you should
however, happen to in the necessary 17 vertical inches, please
resubmit your application.
___I am way out of your league, set your sights lower next time.
Sincerely, ______________________
the nice parts of yesterday...
I wish that had SG member friends that would all go flock to my girl
Krash and beg her not to leave. She is the reason I came back on once when
I left... Because I am completely infatuated with her.. SHHHHHHHHH! Don't tell her
that.....
______________________________
Dali today! Yay!
_______________________________
"HOW TO DUMP A MAN" FORM
Dear ________,
I regret to inform you that you have been eliminated from further
contention as Mr. Right. As you are probably aware, the competition
was exceedingly tough and dozens of well-qualified candidates such as
yourself also failed to make the final cut. I will, however, keep your
name on file should an opening become available. So that you may find
better success in your future romantic endeavors, please allow me to
offer the following reason(s) you were disqualified from the
competition.
Check ALL that apply...
___Your last name is objectionable. I can't imagine taking it,
hyphenating it, or subjecting my children to it.
___Your first name is objectionable. It's just not something I can
picture myself yelling out in a fit of passion.
___The fact that our dining experiences to date has left MY wallet a
little lighter, and YOUR pants a little tighter!
___You failed the 20 Question Rule, i.e., I asked you 20 questions
about yourself before you asked me more than one about myself.
___Your legs are skinnier than mine.
___You're too short.
___Any son that we produce would inevitably be beaten up repeatedly
at recess.
___You're too tall. I'm developing a chronic neck condition from
trying to kiss you.
___I find your inability to fix my car extraordinarily unappealing.
___The fact that your apartment has been condemned reveals an
inherent slovenliness that I fear is unbreakable.
___You still live with your parents.
___Although I do enjoy the X-Files, I find your wardrobe of Star Trek
uniforms a little disconcerting.
___Your frequent references to your ex-girlfriend lead me to suspect
that you are some sort of psychotic stalker.
___Your ability to belch the alphabet is not a trait that I am
seeking in a long-term partner.
___Your height is out of proportion to your weight. If you should
however, happen to in the necessary 17 vertical inches, please
resubmit your application.
___I am way out of your league, set your sights lower next time.
Sincerely, ______________________
the nice parts of yesterday...
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or not...
how about we start over.
hello. i am meaney.
[Edited on Mar 29, 2005 8:12AM]