Why do men die before women?
This is a question that has gone unanswered for centuries ... but now we know:
If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from
the rat race ... you're a male chauvinist.
If you stay home and do the housework ... you're a pansy.
If you work too hard ... there's never any time for her.
If you don't work enough ... you're a good-for-nothing bum.
If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay ... this is exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay ... you should
get off your lazy butt and find something better.
If you get a promotion ahead of her ... that is favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you ... it's affirmative action.
If you mention how nice she looks ... it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet ... it's male indifference.
If you cry ... you're a wimp.
If you don't ... you're an insensitive bastard.
If you make a decision without consulting her ... you're a chauvinistic pig.
If she makes a decision without consulting you ... she's a
liberated woman.
If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy ... that is domination.
If she asks you ... it's a favor.
If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear ... you're a pervert.
If you don't ... you're gay.
If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape ... you're sexist.
If you don't ... you're not romantic.
If you try to keep yourself in shape ... you're vain.
If you buy her flowers ... you're after something.
If you don't ... you're not thoughtful.
If you're proud of your achievements ... you're full of yourself.
If you aren't ... you're not ambitious.
If she has a headache ... she's tired.
If you have a headache ... you don't love her anymore.
If you want it too often ... you're over sexed.
If you don't ... there must be someone else.
So why do men die first??? BECAUSE THEY WANT TO!!!!!!
xoxo
wanna
This is a question that has gone unanswered for centuries ... but now we know:
If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from
the rat race ... you're a male chauvinist.
If you stay home and do the housework ... you're a pansy.
If you work too hard ... there's never any time for her.
If you don't work enough ... you're a good-for-nothing bum.
If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay ... this is exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay ... you should
get off your lazy butt and find something better.
If you get a promotion ahead of her ... that is favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you ... it's affirmative action.
If you mention how nice she looks ... it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet ... it's male indifference.
If you cry ... you're a wimp.
If you don't ... you're an insensitive bastard.
If you make a decision without consulting her ... you're a chauvinistic pig.
If she makes a decision without consulting you ... she's a
liberated woman.
If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy ... that is domination.
If she asks you ... it's a favor.
If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear ... you're a pervert.
If you don't ... you're gay.
If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape ... you're sexist.
If you don't ... you're not romantic.
If you try to keep yourself in shape ... you're vain.
If you buy her flowers ... you're after something.
If you don't ... you're not thoughtful.
If you're proud of your achievements ... you're full of yourself.
If you aren't ... you're not ambitious.
If she has a headache ... she's tired.
If you have a headache ... you don't love her anymore.
If you want it too often ... you're over sexed.
If you don't ... there must be someone else.
So why do men die first??? BECAUSE THEY WANT TO!!!!!!
xoxo
wanna
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No, was not. Did not make it to these shores until it was kind of too late to take that road. Respectfully borrowed their call to honor your set, however ...
Thanks for adding me to your list and for your funny observation. Wish more women saw it as clearly ...