missminda

I'm so sleepy! & I want more tuna (I just had a tuna sammich) but I really don't want to leave the house. Not for lazy reasons, but cause last night I got this weird random phone call:

*phone rings - it's 12:26am*
Me: Hello?
Weird Creepy Guy: Is this Amanda?
Me: Who is this?
WCG: I want to speak to Amanda.
Me: And what would this be regarding?
WCG: I want to speak to Amanda.
Me: Well, if you let me know the context of the phone call, maybe I can help you.
WCG: Is this Amanda?
Me: Oh for fucks sake, yes, this is Amanda what do you want?
WCG: Never mind. I'll call you later... *hangs up*

I then realised he called me 'Amanda' the whole time & the only way you can get my number & my 'actual' name is because I have it on a slip of paper on my dash for when I park in the city for work (we have to park in a shared alley way so if you're parked in, you can call whoever to move their car) so then I lose my shit think 'WTF they're fucking with my car'. Run down with Princess & check - nothing. Go back inside wait like 10 mins then decide to walk the block to see if we can find anyone - nothing. FUCKING CREEPY!! Firstly: He knows my name. Secondly: He knows my number. Thirdly: He possibly knows my car. So just before I was asleep on the couch (passed out at 5pm - I'm so hardcore) & got woken up to a phonecall (at like 7:15) from... weird creepy guy! Decided to leave it cause considering I was half asleep I didn't want to accidentally give out any info. So, I've deadlocked myself in my house & I is NOT COMING OUT!!

I wish I bought more tuna

I wish I had cash on my instead of card so I could order pizza!!

**ADDENDUM**

So Princess' friend called him & started abusing the shit out of him cause he started saying things like: 'I know where she lives, what she looks like' etc. & shit like 'she wants the dick' so Princess is around now.