Well, FML. Furreal.
Last Friday I stepped on a little mirror and broke it.
Monday night I ended up SHITFACED and woke up Tuesday to my tire being slashed.
I took Tuesday off work because I had so much to do.
Couldn't do any of it because of the tire.
I picked up the closing shift to try to make more money..
Was still $30 short on my rent.
Last night I was driving on the highway in the rain with the baby.
My hood flew up and shattered my windshield.
I'm selling hugs for $1 and kisses for $5.
Please inquire within for one.
Last Friday I stepped on a little mirror and broke it.
Monday night I ended up SHITFACED and woke up Tuesday to my tire being slashed.
I took Tuesday off work because I had so much to do.
Couldn't do any of it because of the tire.
I picked up the closing shift to try to make more money..
Was still $30 short on my rent.
Last night I was driving on the highway in the rain with the baby.
My hood flew up and shattered my windshield.
I'm selling hugs for $1 and kisses for $5.
Please inquire within for one.
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fadetoblack:
I so would oblige you for a dozen hugs but I'm in CA. I have a couple friend in OH so a trip out there is not out of the question. I'm so sorry to hear about your bad luck. Maybe this is just the storm before the calm.
entese:
shit so bad i live so far i would love buy a hug+kiss