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Friday Nov 05, 2010

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Haiku: With Bo Burnham. Spoilered for off color jokes, racial slurs, and well, you'll see. Live a little and laugh.

SPOILERS! (Click to view)


i saw a rainbow on the day my grandma died. fuckin lesbian.

for 15 cents a day, you can feed an african. they eat pennies.

old people's skin sags because it is being pulled towards the underworld.

a kid insulted my mother so i said, your mama is so black.

do unto others as you would have them do to you, said the rapist.

my aunt used to say, slow and steady wins the race, she died in a fire.

those is glass houses shouldnt throw stones, or masturbate in the daytime.

even if he is your friend, never ever call an asian person.

bono, if you want to help poor people, sell your tinted shades you fuck.



VIEW 3 of 3 COMMENTS
lamesauce_nox:
teehee!
Nov 5, 2010
missmay:
Ya know he just turned 21? He is a comedic genius.
Wouldn't let me upload the video. frown

http://www.youtube.com/user/boburnham?blend=1&ob=4ideo
Nov 5, 2010

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