missmay

So.. Um.. Baby Aeson.. I think you are evicted. You have 30 days to be gone or pay up mister. I mean, I know the original lease says you have at least 88, but seriously, the shananigens you have started here recently are too much. The neighbors are starting to complain. I mean really.. We don't agree on anything anymore. You make me crave chocolate, garlic and pizza. But then you make me feel horrible for eating it! You make me soo sleepy but then I can't get comfortable. You're always moving when I want to stay still and when we eat, boy, it's like you grow, and then you get your feet warm by sticking them under my ribcage. I don't fit in my clothes anymore, any of them, and you make me have to run to pee. You are very lucky I love you soo very much mister! You better know it, I've been carrying you and taking you with me everywhere I go for 192 days now! And you're telling me you have 88 left?! I guess on the flip side, people go out of their way to be nice to me. You've made my hair, skin and nails that to be jealous of, and people go really easy on me. No one can get mad at the pregnant lady. Oooh boy. Well, I guess you can stay until you're ready to come out. But I truly wouldn't mind if you decided to come in a month! I can't wait to meet you and hold you and see you for the first time. I know you're perfect, but I can't wait to find out for myself.
I love you with everything I have!
Love mommy.