So, my friends...This creature in the box is John. *growl* 
He has been the object of my desire for about a month or so. And for some reason or another he has denied me! Not that he's exceptional or anything, but you know when someone catches your attention there is no logic.
Someone put nails in my eyeballs!
SG will be privy to my obsessions
As if I have anything else to write about. I am however on the verge of attacking. Other than flinging myself at him does anyone have any suggestions on how to pursue and capture the apathetic creature?
I think I'm gonna be sick! 
He has been the object of my desire for about a month or so. And for some reason or another he has denied me! Not that he's exceptional or anything, but you know when someone catches your attention there is no logic.
Someone put nails in my eyeballs!
SG will be privy to my obsessions
As if I have anything else to write about. I am however on the verge of attacking. Other than flinging myself at him does anyone have any suggestions on how to pursue and capture the apathetic creature?
I think I'm gonna be sick! 
skrewbulb:
Alcohol usually worked for me. Then I would light a match at his crotch, then pat out the flames and tell him "we must get you out of these pants before you burn!" Then, tell him that human saliva is the best thing to stop skin burns. Ahhh, if I had a nickle for everytime a woman did that to me.....I......uhh......would have........(does having me say it to myself count?) Ohhh, a nickle!