missile

The best way to get over cute boys?

More cute boys.

I do not sound like a chipmunk.

If you live in Chicago, I need you to come over and drink on my stoop with me. It's fucking awesome outside ant it's 10:40pm.

C'mon.

I'll be cute and we can listen to Asylum Street Spankers and Violent Femmes.

Please?

AND THAT, my friends...

...Is how you defile a streetcorner.

Take notes.

xo.