You want to know what's getting old? Let me tell you.
This notion that men are the only ones with sex drives.
The idea that the male species has this unique, uncontrollable urge to touch women and oh-my-god... It's just so powerful. Us girls wouldn't understand - when we date someone, all we want to do is talk about our future china, what wedding rings we want, and how a condo in Wicker Park sounds just charming.
GUESS WHAT! WE LOVE TO FUCK, Y'ALL.
Yes. It's true. We love to touch you, and then two days later, touch someone else (baring the idea that we're not exclusive, of course, which I personally have little interest in at this time). We love to get wildly inebriated and do dumb shit. We have fucking sex drives, too.
I'm really tired of explaining this to every guy who says "I can't help it, I'm a man."
Bitch, please. If you knew 33% of the sex drive women have, you'd shit yourself.
/rant.
This notion that men are the only ones with sex drives.
The idea that the male species has this unique, uncontrollable urge to touch women and oh-my-god... It's just so powerful. Us girls wouldn't understand - when we date someone, all we want to do is talk about our future china, what wedding rings we want, and how a condo in Wicker Park sounds just charming.
GUESS WHAT! WE LOVE TO FUCK, Y'ALL.
Yes. It's true. We love to touch you, and then two days later, touch someone else (baring the idea that we're not exclusive, of course, which I personally have little interest in at this time). We love to get wildly inebriated and do dumb shit. We have fucking sex drives, too.
I'm really tired of explaining this to every guy who says "I can't help it, I'm a man."
Bitch, please. If you knew 33% of the sex drive women have, you'd shit yourself.
/rant.
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The burlesque show I was talking about is High Voltage Burlesque at the Wilmette Theatre, on Saturday, May 15th.
The Wilmette Theatre is one mile from the Linden Ave. purple line station.