missgraves

My brother gets divorced, and I get a cat.

Long complicated story of how that custody ruling ended up working out. Involves a big soft lovey dovey giant ex nazi skinhead junky, his insane bettie page rockabilly girlfriend, a sketchy stranger at a Quik Chek, Yaegermeister, NJ State Police, a House Destruction Party, a warring lesbian couple, and me..... the Patron Saint of Fat Cats

The Energizer Bunny, known best for, "going & going & going..." passed away last night @ 12:42am.

Upon completion of the autopsy early this morning, the chief medical examiner ruled that the death was caused by acute cardiac arrest, induced by sexual over-stimulation.

Apparently, someone put the battery in backwards & ...the bunny kept coming and coming and coming,...

OK ladies!

If youl live in NY / NJ and want to be in a Hollywood Undead Music Video, hit me up for info!!!

Think back, on how many times have you used the excuse "My grandma died" to get out of stuff.... when Grandma is actually dying, you feel like a real dick for every one of those times ..........

Love family while they're here.

And always have plenty of black in your closet.

To Move to LA or Not to Move to LA, that's the BIG FUCKING question right now.

Please weigh in on this folks.