John Kerry is a twat. That is all. No. Scratch that, John Kerry is a douche pump. (Thanks, B.) I like twats. I have no idea what a douche pump is, but I'll bet you they're like Kerry.
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A muppet who's hell bent on world domination?(Busch)
or a Herman Munster lookalike who couldn't make up his mind if he only had one option (Karey)
The US is fucked