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Sunday Jan 29, 2006

Jan 29, 2006
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So yesterday, while I was at work, a man managed to slosh about a third of a bottle of Corona exactly down my butt crack. He claimed it was an accident but surely that takes far too much coordination for a man who was drunk enough to gesture so emphatically as to lose a third of his drink? And out of a bottle as well.

Anyway, it was gross.
VIEW 9 of 9 COMMENTS
ampersand:
Remember, turned up collars make great beer pouring funnels.

Just so you know.
Feb 4, 2006
_elichrusos:
And if the collar isn't turned up, you can always improvise. If the gentleman in question is covered with booze and looks to have wet himself, who are we to question?

You don't have to marry me, you could stay an entire month without a Visa. But I don't want you to think even for a moment that I'm discouraging such thinking.

Feb 5, 2006

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