missdisfigured

So, this is how it happened.

I was having some friends at home a few nights ago.
Obviously my "friends" and my friends know exactly what is going to happen after a few drinks if MissDisfigured is around. Somebody have got to take their clothes off....

So, we started with a little bit of Skyy... A little talk about living alone, how you feel free to come and go and have to say absolutely nothing to nobody.... and how you can walk naked on your living room.... Or how you can have sex with a bottle of vodka... Or - in our special case - how can you fight for Jeremy when he is only two for 3, 4, 5, 6 holes...

(I never know. My friends keep inviting so many other girls it's not even funny. The worst part is that I can never remember anything)

Unfortunately i don't have pictures this time because my photographer was passed out on the couch yelling "I'm hard" and, come on, you were not. You were too drunk for that.. - and now eveybody hate him since he is the only person who always has "the crime scene" captured... Now we have no clue about that night.

So, what I remember is: we were playing dice - the kind that says "kiss here" "bite there" and... you know...
A. kissed B,'s arm. Then B. kissed my neck and..... (I hate playing that game because nobody ever takes it seriously, so everybody started to make out..) I still can't find the dice.... (If it's inside any of you girls, PLEASE, mail it back to me. THANKS!

and this is it. I feel really sad when we have such fun and I don't have pictures.

yes. I'm a kiss&tell kind of naive girl...