the sorority girl
this one is generally seen when i'm acting the most empowered---you know, in that ultra feminine (and i don't mean froo froo) sisterly activities type way. this is mainly seen during recruitment (fall and spring semester beginnings) and when i'm out with kappas exclusively...which never ACTUALLY happens, cuz well, kappas are so cool that they tend to hang out with ALL SORTS of other people.
the vocalist
always present. i'm always singing, humming, or pretending to be a trumpet. can't help it. she's the one knocking out rent at one a.m. to the bemusement and pleasure of roommates, roommate's SO's and sundry. also, this is the one that you will find walking to chapel early on sunday mornings...looking none too happy at being awake and inwardly bitching out the flamboyant one for the night before.
the poet
some see her, most do NOT. she's highly emotionally charged and shows up mostly in times of sorrow, need, depression, or anger. this one's responsible for some awesome jottings online as well as a few inspired english papers.
the dancer
again, always present. in dorm room, on sidewalk, during class, at parties, ERRWHERE. generally shakin' the proverbial "thang" and making rhythmically challenged bitches look super-dee-dooper stupid. she has no inhibitions whatsoever, which can earn her money...namely at Mr. Valpo dance off. thanks to her ever increasing bust and ass, this one is finding new ways of showing off the fact that big girls CAN and DO dance in public, or anywhere else for that matter.
the feminist
this one is making more and more appearances lately. she is passionate, articulate, and above all, well-informed and strong willed. not afraid to get in anyone's face, but also aware that if one wishes to be heard, they must FIRST listen. angry and motivated, she's out to make valpo/cleveland/any-old-place safer for cunts of every size, shape, ethnicity, religion, and age.
...who will pop up next?...
this one is generally seen when i'm acting the most empowered---you know, in that ultra feminine (and i don't mean froo froo) sisterly activities type way. this is mainly seen during recruitment (fall and spring semester beginnings) and when i'm out with kappas exclusively...which never ACTUALLY happens, cuz well, kappas are so cool that they tend to hang out with ALL SORTS of other people.
the vocalist
always present. i'm always singing, humming, or pretending to be a trumpet. can't help it. she's the one knocking out rent at one a.m. to the bemusement and pleasure of roommates, roommate's SO's and sundry. also, this is the one that you will find walking to chapel early on sunday mornings...looking none too happy at being awake and inwardly bitching out the flamboyant one for the night before.
the poet
some see her, most do NOT. she's highly emotionally charged and shows up mostly in times of sorrow, need, depression, or anger. this one's responsible for some awesome jottings online as well as a few inspired english papers.
the dancer
again, always present. in dorm room, on sidewalk, during class, at parties, ERRWHERE. generally shakin' the proverbial "thang" and making rhythmically challenged bitches look super-dee-dooper stupid. she has no inhibitions whatsoever, which can earn her money...namely at Mr. Valpo dance off. thanks to her ever increasing bust and ass, this one is finding new ways of showing off the fact that big girls CAN and DO dance in public, or anywhere else for that matter.
the feminist
this one is making more and more appearances lately. she is passionate, articulate, and above all, well-informed and strong willed. not afraid to get in anyone's face, but also aware that if one wishes to be heard, they must FIRST listen. angry and motivated, she's out to make valpo/cleveland/any-old-place safer for cunts of every size, shape, ethnicity, religion, and age.
...who will pop up next?...