missbernie

so that's the fouth old lady that's walked past in a velour sweatsuit. you know that the trend has died when it's big with the senior citizens. not that i have anything against sweats! OH HELL NO! i love 'em! i'm so glad we are able to wear comfortable clothes these days. i'd die if i had to wear a corset. and god bless tennis shoes! i own like 6 pairs!

i want to make my own panties. i wonder if that's hard? that would be a friggin sweet career...
"ms. ratliff, what is it that you do for a living?"

"well, i've made my billions designing panties. you?"

scott and i had a wonderful halloween date last night. we ate pizza and watched frankenstein after going grocery shopping. we are an old married couple who isn't married. someone help i'm getting old.

speaking of old, my birthday is in a few months. i want to have a roller skating party but everyone i've mentioned it to kinda gives me the look... i think it would be FUN! with karaoke and stuff. do they let you drink at roller rinks?? drunk skating may be a bit dangerous though.