missbernie

so. we've got these super bowl tickets up in our ebay store. GROWN PEOPLE are writing me questions begging to get the tickets. CALLING, groveling telling me their SOB stories about how they NEED these tickets.

can i just buy them now?
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i'm coming to detroit without a ticket! can i just come to your store and buy them??
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i just got back from iraq! i love football! can i have your tickets?
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my mother's uncle's cousin's dad is dying and his only with is to see the steelers in the super bowl! we NEED these tickets! can you help us??
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it's like children in the cereal asile!

what is this world coming to??