this is a mean thing
a learner's dream
for a yob like me... cruel
the parking lot is empty and we have to work
oooh, oooh
where is the best place you have vomited?
and
where is the best place you have had sex?
examples for vomit:
a bus in San Francisco,
a front porch, with my head stuck, really stuck through the railings,
examples for sex:
a bus in San Francisco,
the little waiting area in a restaurant where you are served drinks while you wait for your table...
amuse me
i love harf stories (there was a time when i threw up approximately five times a day... somehow i now find it amusing)
and
of course i am a sex fiend
a learner's dream
for a yob like me... cruel
the parking lot is empty and we have to work
oooh, oooh

and

examples for vomit:
a bus in San Francisco,
a front porch, with my head stuck, really stuck through the railings,
examples for sex:
a bus in San Francisco,
the little waiting area in a restaurant where you are served drinks while you wait for your table...
amuse me
i love harf stories (there was a time when i threw up approximately five times a day... somehow i now find it amusing)
and
of course i am a sex fiend
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The sex part is even more embarrassing and I'll only share with a a few people after a few drinks.
why, you up here too?
also, i'm going to the scarf store today.
and maybe the thai place.
see you there!!