miss_magenta

dear mr. stuffy nose,

i'm not sure what your problem has been lately, but you are really pissing me off. i understand that you aren't happy during this season but do you really have to be this mean? you run constantly or you are really stuffed up making it difficult for me to breathe. while we are on the subject, i could do without those sneezing fits of me sneezing like 20 times in a row as well. i give you a fairly nice place to live and i think i treat you pretty damn good... can you start returning the favor please?

~ magenta