miss_lady

Ok, here ya go. Some dumbass (me) forgot the flash, but at least you can sorta see the bright red ass on the screen.





Hello friends, and you interesting people who always stumble upon my journal.

Had a lovely day with Elektra_Descends yesterday. We popped our Diet Cokes and delved into the world of Miss Kym Wilde. I do not like porn, but watching an S&M master (or mistress) at work is something that can hold my interest. We took notes, and took pictures of ourselves taking notes, so I'll try to upload that later (ie, ask the husband to do it). We laughed through most of it, especially all the damn crying out of the girls being dominated, and reassured each other that this is a normal healthy reaction to watching someone's ass turn purple.
A carb-fest at California Pizza Kitchen topped off the evening, and thanks again to Elektra for treating me.

Kind of slacking inbetween appointments today. Went to the bank and got $90 worth of NSF's removed from my account--SWEET. I was nicey-nice, and wore some sexy boots, so the young man cooperated. No need to get bitchy to get results. How come alot of women don't get it?

I miss Contradiction. The birthday balloon is next to her grey name. I'll have to drag her back here.

Listen to the Happy Mondays. Even when they're bad, they're good. Bez is dancing in my head right now.

Love and kisses, miss_lady

*****************EDIT*******************
So, I'm reading the dating profiles of my friends and random people, and I'm a little surprised at the LACK of people who would pee on a dog while wrapped in clingfilm. I mean, I feel like a big dirty whore for admitting it, but that's the level of kink that I know and love.


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I have been so useless and lazy today. My only accomplishment was taking a shower (complete with shaving everything!). I never even got dressed. Then, monkeybutt and I had sex in my journal. A lazy day made HOT and WET! I'm in a wonderful mood now.

**************************TIRED, CRANKY EDIT*************************
Alright you 3 members I've never talked to in my life who have sent me friend requests, I'm gonna keep your asses in limbo until you actually write something to me. I expect a short, halfway literate essay on my desk by tomorrow morning, preferably something more original than "Yer titties are kewl". Come on now, show me there's a brain in there and I'll consider your friendship. Bet you didn't know I was such a bitch. Well, that's a little something you should know before we're friends, now isn't it?
Now I'm off to bed to have NC-17 rated dreams about monkeybutt.