Hello, bitches---I mean---darlings.
I threw together a dinner tonight. I made Thai peanut chicken, and a gigantic salad.
I may have just consumed under-cooked chicken.
My stove is shite. The oven does not get hot enough. This is what $1200/mo rent gets me. Yes, I will get right on this. Let's all hope I'm in the clear physically.
I thought the chicken seemed too....juicy. And it tasted too good. Not like the usual dried-out brick my cooking produces. Next time I'll make some safe "vegan loaf". Or not!
I'm also drinking Budweiser. Yeah, yeah I've been annoying people for years with my beer snobbery, but fuck it I wanted VALUE. 12 for $8! More money for actual food! It doesn't taste like anything, but holding the can makes me feel strangely patriotic. Next time I'll get that French beer with "Fanny" on the bottle---you scratch off her panties, and her butt is exposed! That's genius, and the beer's good, too!
I can hear Def Poetry on HBO from the other room. God, this shit is horrible. Some woman is barking about changing diapers. Just give me some nice, soothing Walt Whitman for poetry, please. Ahhhh. Well, at least 2 out of 3 on HBO tonight, with Six Feet Under featuring Mena Suvari (woah
) and Da Ali G Show.
Please say hello to my friend Jujitsu_Karaoke or whatever he's going by. His name is in my friend's list. I met him in Japan when I was working as an American geisha. I would engage in lively conversation with him, do a solemn interpretive dance, then put him to bed and tell him what a good businessman he is. Now he's on SG! Small world! Go say hi to him, but do NOT ask him what miss_lady was on that night at The Womb in Shibuya!
Current Thought:
Things are about to get fun again.
Current Music:
Franz Ferdinand. More music my husband just calls "gay".
Current Mood:
Happy until the cheap beer buzz wears off.
Later babies.
I threw together a dinner tonight. I made Thai peanut chicken, and a gigantic salad.
I may have just consumed under-cooked chicken.
My stove is shite. The oven does not get hot enough. This is what $1200/mo rent gets me. Yes, I will get right on this. Let's all hope I'm in the clear physically.
I thought the chicken seemed too....juicy. And it tasted too good. Not like the usual dried-out brick my cooking produces. Next time I'll make some safe "vegan loaf". Or not!
I'm also drinking Budweiser. Yeah, yeah I've been annoying people for years with my beer snobbery, but fuck it I wanted VALUE. 12 for $8! More money for actual food! It doesn't taste like anything, but holding the can makes me feel strangely patriotic. Next time I'll get that French beer with "Fanny" on the bottle---you scratch off her panties, and her butt is exposed! That's genius, and the beer's good, too!
I can hear Def Poetry on HBO from the other room. God, this shit is horrible. Some woman is barking about changing diapers. Just give me some nice, soothing Walt Whitman for poetry, please. Ahhhh. Well, at least 2 out of 3 on HBO tonight, with Six Feet Under featuring Mena Suvari (woah
) and Da Ali G Show.
Please say hello to my friend Jujitsu_Karaoke or whatever he's going by. His name is in my friend's list. I met him in Japan when I was working as an American geisha. I would engage in lively conversation with him, do a solemn interpretive dance, then put him to bed and tell him what a good businessman he is. Now he's on SG! Small world! Go say hi to him, but do NOT ask him what miss_lady was on that night at The Womb in Shibuya!
Current Thought:
Things are about to get fun again.
Current Music:
Franz Ferdinand. More music my husband just calls "gay".
Current Mood:
Happy until the cheap beer buzz wears off.
Later babies.
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Budweiser? No. Schlitz! Yes. I'm inclined to think that most beers are the same (this one I had last week, Spaten, seemed a little interesting) but I despise Bud on principle... the principle that it's popular, corporate and American. Woody Guthrie would drink Schlitz! Or Sapporo!
[Edited on Jul 26, 2004 11:33AM]